Alabama

Bless your Sweet Tart!!

Alaska

What can I say? You're a Whopper of a state.

Arizona

Sweet tea + Lemonheads = Arizona.

Arkansas

Statistically this state has the most pumpkin shaped residents - no offense.

California

Hey California, what's in your cups? We know it's not peanut butter - if ya know what I'm saying.

Colorado

You got Mounds of mountains, guys.

Connecticut

Connecti-Kat.

Delaware

As the first state in the nation, it's only fitting to be paired with one of the first chocolate brands produced.

Florida

Retirement never looked so good.

Georgia

Southern slang has made the list.

Hawaii

Sorry, but you got some Dum-Dums. Literally, look it up.

Idaho

I know this isn't a Halloween candy, but you got potatoes, so you still win.

Illinois

I mean, Hugh Hefner is from here, so naturally.

Indiana

RaisiNETS by consistently having the best basketball players.

Iowa

Because Iowa kisses.

Kansas

Twizzlers or Twisters, Dorothy?

Kentucky

Heard you had a thing for chewing tobacco, so I thought this was appropriate.

Louisiana

Louisiana HOT.

Maine

I imagine it is pretty cold up there.

Maryland

They got them dolla dolla bills, y'all.

Massachusetts

With over 40% of the population obtaining college degrees, you go guys. But NERDS.

Michigan

Come on, you got all the lakes.

Mississippi

You guys are Duds. Sorry

Missouri

Home of Eminem.

Montana

You literally do everything, you lifesavers you.

Nebraska

Come on, the corn state.

Nevada

As always, thanks for the peep show, Vegas.

New Hampshire

Baby mints, being next to Maine and all.

New Jersey

Home of Snooki and Governor Chris Christie, so there's that.

New Mexico

For obvious reasons.

New York

RIP Baby Ruth.

North Carolina

You're famous for taffy, what is there to complain about?

North Dakota

You got a lot of honey, Honey.

Ohio

OHenry, where art thou?

Oklahoma

Not sure if you were aware, but you're boring AF.

Oregon

Since you are pros at growing grass, you can have the grass flavored Jelly Beans. Bland.

Pennsylvania

Thanks, Pennsylvania, for all the chocolate.

Rhode Island

93 goobers per 100 women. You go guys?

South Carolina

You have beaches, so you have coconuts right?

South Dakota

You look like pretty rockin' pops to me, Rushmore.

Tennessee

Southern slang made it again, boys and girls.

Texas

Home of the jolliest of ranchers.

Utah

You have the most kids, no wonder you're sour.

Vermont

Word on the street is you've got a thing for gummies.

Virginia

So many dots in ya name.

Washington

You're hella cold, man.

West Virginia

You're budget is in a Crunch.

Wisconsin

So broke you can barely afford pixie dust - and that's broke AF. Still doing better than West Virginia though, so there's light at the end of your tunnel.

Wyoming

For real, who lives here???