Alabama
Bless your Sweet Tart!!
Alaska
What can I say? You're a Whopper of a state.
Arizona
Sweet tea + Lemonheads = Arizona.
Arkansas
Statistically this state has the most pumpkin shaped residents - no offense.
California
Hey California, what's in your cups? We know it's not peanut butter - if ya know what I'm saying.
Colorado
You got Mounds of mountains, guys.
Connecticut
Connecti-Kat.
Delaware
As the first state in the nation, it's only fitting to be paired with one of the first chocolate brands produced.
Florida
Retirement never looked so good.
Georgia
Southern slang has made the list.
Sorry, but you got some Dum-Dums. Literally, look it up.
Idaho
I know this isn't a Halloween candy, but you got potatoes, so you still win.
Illinois
I mean, Hugh Hefner is from here, so naturally.
Indiana
RaisiNETS by consistently having the best basketball players.
Iowa
Because Iowa kisses.
Kansas
Twizzlers or Twisters, Dorothy?
Kentucky
Heard you had a thing for chewing tobacco, so I thought this was appropriate.
Louisiana
Louisiana HOT.
Maine
I imagine it is pretty cold up there.
Maryland
They got them dolla dolla bills, y'all.
Massachusetts
With over 40% of the population obtaining college degrees, you go guys. But NERDS.
Michigan
Come on, you got all the lakes.
Mississippi
You guys are Duds. Sorry
Missouri
Home of Eminem.
Montana
You literally do everything, you lifesavers you.
Nebraska
Come on, the corn state.
Nevada
As always, thanks for the peep show, Vegas.
New Hampshire
Baby mints, being next to Maine and all.
New Jersey
Home of Snooki and Governor Chris Christie, so there's that.
New Mexico
For obvious reasons.
New York
RIP Baby Ruth.
North Carolina
You're famous for taffy, what is there to complain about?
North Dakota
You got a lot of honey, Honey.
Ohio
OHenry, where art thou?
Oklahoma
Not sure if you were aware, but you're boring AF.
Oregon
Since you are pros at growing grass, you can have the grass flavored Jelly Beans. Bland.
Pennsylvania
Thanks, Pennsylvania, for all the chocolate.
Rhode Island
93 goobers per 100 women. You go guys?
South Carolina
You have beaches, so you have coconuts right?
South Dakota
You look like pretty rockin' pops to me, Rushmore.
Tennessee
Southern slang made it again, boys and girls.
Texas
Home of the jolliest of ranchers.
Utah
You have the most kids, no wonder you're sour.
Vermont
Word on the street is you've got a thing for gummies.
Virginia
So many dots in ya name.
Washington
You're hella cold, man.
West Virginia
You're budget is in a Crunch.
So broke you can barely afford pixie dust - and that's broke AF. Still doing better than West Virginia though, so there's light at the end of your tunnel.
Wyoming
For real, who lives here???
