If College Guys Were Burlington Pizza Places
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If College Guys Were Burlington Pizza Places

If College Guys Were Burlington Pizza Places
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What two things does the weekend bring? College guys and pizza. The two are more related than you may think. Here's a list of some of the pizza places my friends and I visit most and how they reflect the guys in our lives.


This guy is great to hit up on a Friday night when you're not 100 percent coherent, but sober Sally isn't in for the ride. It may taste great when it's covered in ranch, but the pizza itself is pretty mediocre...not to mention the slices are too small.


This is when you realize that Domino's guy is busy or already passed out, so you hit up Leonardo. The slices are a bit bigger, which makes you question why you ever tried to hit up Domino's in the first place.


This is the cute boy in your history class who finally asked you out. You can't see any flaws in him. This seems like a mature relationship, rather than just a late night hookup. He has all the "toppings" you are looking for and you never have to wait around for him. Things between you two go well for a while, but sometimes you feel like you want to change it up. It can be hard to just commit to one pizza place.

Mr. Mike's

The slices are huge and loaded with all of your favorite toppings. The problem? He never comes over to your place and you feel like you're making all of the effort in this relationship.


You don't hit this guy up very often. Why? He lives too close to Mr. Mike's and let's face it, his slices are larger.

American Flatbread

This is the upperclassman you see around the business school that's pure eye candy. This is the guy you want to introduce your parents to. It's the best pizza in town, but the hardest to actually get your hands on. You feel like you're always waiting in line, which causes you to settle for less in the meantime.

Big Daddy's

Your true companion. You may find other pizza's that come along and tease you, but this one's always there for you. He has almost everything you want, including delivery. He may not be as upscale as American Flatbread, but he rarely keeps you waiting. Ultimately, there's more pros then cons which is why it just works.

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