We all love The Office. We all love Harry Potter. Isn't it about time that these two great things were brought together?
Michael Scott: Hufflepuff
Michael's got a lot of heart. He's fiercely loyal to Dunder Mifflin and to each and every one of his co-workers (except Toby). In his own words, "I would give a kidney to any person in this office."
Jim Halpert: Gryffindor
Let's be real: Jim is such a Gryffindor. He is smart, funny, a huge prankster, and is just confident enough to be cool without being arrogant. 10/10.
Pam Beesly: Hufflepuff
Pam is a very patient and loyal person, especially when she has to deal with Michael's antics. She also follows him when he leaves to start his own company. #RIPMichaelScottPaperCompany
Dwight Schrute: Slytherin
Basically, the whole time Dwight works at Dunder Mifflin, he is trying to become Regional Manager. Isn't that ambitious of him? (One of Slytherin's core values)
Angela Martin: Slytherin
There is no doubt that Angela is in Slytherin. I mean, look at that side eye. Look at the subtle head shake. So much contempt. Such a judging gaze.
Phyllis Lapin-Vance: Gryffindor
Phyllis is hella fierce. She stood up to Angela when she was being a turd about the Party Planning Committee which was very courageous of her. Once she took her down, Phyllis established herself as a force to be reckoned with.
Oscar Martinez: Ravenclaw
Oscar is one of the more intelligent members of the Dunder Mifflin family. He has a lot of good ideas but is very often ignored. Still, he finds creative ways to occupy his mind as he is surrounded by others of... well, lesser brain power.
Creed Bratton: Hufflepuff
Creed doesn't care, and yet at the same time, he is a hard worker. Now, he doesn't work hard to do his job; rather, he works hard to avoid doing his job and to avoid being arrested. But we appreciate his effort nonetheless.
Kevin Malone: Hufflepuff
Kevin may not have the brightest brain, but he's got the biggest heart for sure. Also, the Hufflepuff common room is like right next to the kitchen which I think is an ideal situation for him.
Stanley Hudson: Ravenclaw
Stanley is too smart for this mediocrity. He does not suffer fools. Everyone is a fool in his eyes.
Erin Hannon: Hufflepuff
Erin loves to dance, works really hard to fill Pam's shoes as a receptionist, and is loyal to Michael. Kind of an idiot, but it happens.
Ryan Howard: Ravenclaw
Ryan is a pretty sharp guy. He went to business school, and he invented WUPHF which is honestly a pretty genius idea. He may have been arrested for fraud, but I feel like you have to be at least semi-smart to be able to even figure out how to commit fraud, you know?
Darryl Philbin: Ravenclaw
Darryl is low-key really smart. He knows how to keep Michael in check and often outsmarts and silences him with his wordplay and witty banter. Overall, he's a bright fellow.
Andy Bernard: Gryffindor
Andy is passionate about stuff. He cares a lot and he has a ton of determination and nerve. I mean, remember that time he punched a hole in the wall?
Holly Flax: Ravenclaw
Holly is really dorky and likes "Star Wars" references. She might not have a ton of common sense, but she sends off a book-smart vibe.
Jane Levinson: Slytherin
Ooh boy. Who is surprised? She's got an even better side-eye than Angela. Jane is sneaky and manipulative and kind of psychotic. But she owns it so you've got to respect her for it.
Meredith Palmer: Gryffindor
Meredith is super rambunctious and is always down to have a good time. She is incredibly brave and courageous, including that one time she drunkenly flashed Michael at the Christmas Party and that other time she flashed everyone on Casual Friday. A lot of flashing.
Kelly Kapoor: Slytherin
Kelly is a cunning and attention-seeking gal. Although others might not see her as exceptionally bright, she is lowkey #woke and knows how to manipulate others to get what she wants.
Karen Filipelli: Slytherin
Honestly, Karen is pretty conniving and she was pretty rude to Pam. At the same time, it kind of makes sense because Jim was obviously in love with Pam while he was with Karen. But still. Chill girl.
Toby Flenderson: Hufflepuff
Absolutely no question with this. I don't know how Michael is going to handle it, though.
