My boyfriend has a cat named Olive, and even though she is not my own, I've known her since he first got her and have spent plenty of quality time with her. I love her like she is my own. She is such a weird and funny cat. I wish she could talk because I'm sure she would have some very interesting things to say.
1. I'm not fat, I'm fluffy

2. Leave me alone

3. FEED ME

4. Put me down, please.

5. I like bags.

6. Your arm is delicious

7. Where's Dante? Where'd he go?

8. I WANT FOOD. NOW.

9. Oh, you're on the phone with Emily? Pay attention to me too!

10. Give me pets!

11. You look comfy. I want to join too! *steps all over me*

12. Is that a bird outside? I want to chase it!

13. I'm not chasing that stupid feather thing

14. FOOOOOOD!

15. I love you.




















