What Alcohol Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

What Alcohol Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

Who is the Franzia in your friend group?
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For those of you who don't know, zodiac signs are simply a sign that is supposed to determine your personality all because of what the stars were like on the day you were born. All 12 zodiac signs are different and and here is what each zodiac sign would be as an alcoholic beverage.

Aquarius = BOXED WINE

You are go with the flow and nonjudgemental, just like Franzia. You're a notorious trendsetter, so no matter what type of container your alcohol comes out of, it's going to be a hit!

Pisces = PINOT GRIGIO

You're emotional, so it only makes sense that if you were an alcoholic bev, you would be the one that causes the most emotions. Drink a bottle of pinot and not cry, I dare you. But, you're also well liked and finding someone who doesn't like the light crisp taste of pinot grigio is really hard to find.

Aries = VODKA

Aries are born adaptors. They can adapt to any situation they find themselves in, which makes vodka, the alcohol version of this, their perfect match. Vodka works well by itself and with others (such as cranberry juice, sour mix, orange juice, basically any kind of juice, really).

Taurus = BEER

Taurus' are practical, and what's more practical than beer? Cheap (unless you're into craft beer) and easy going basically sum up what is so great about beer! Taurus' are chill, and what's more chill than a nice cold beer on a hot summer day? Nothing.

Gemini = TEQUILA

Sorry Gemini's, but you've got a bad rep. So it only makes sense that your alcohol would too. Everyone has that one story about a night that started with tequila and ended with regret and shame. Tequila is also very bold and so are the words you tend to use since you're prone to using backhanded compliments and being kinda "know-it-all-y."

Cancer = RIESLING

Like a Cancer, a riesling is sweet and easy to drink! Rieslings make you giddy and happy but never quite the center of attention, but if you drink too much you'll have a hangover that matches how petty you are behind all of your sweetness.

Leo = WHISKEY

Leo's like to leave a lasting impression, just like a whiskey. Bold and the leader of any drink it's added to, a whiskey is the alcoholic version of a Leo.

Virgo = PINA COLADA

You, Virgo's, out there are sweet and compassionate, but also extremely picky and hard to please, and what alcoholic beverage is sweet and virtually made the same every time? Well, a pina colada of course! You would also be served in a pretty glass with a slice of pineapple on the side.

Libra = RUM AND COKE

Libra's are outgoing, but despise any kind of drama, and what's more low-key than a simple rum and coke? No one will judge you if you order this anywhere and no matter what rum is put in it, they are still delicious!

Scorpio = MOONSHINE

Notoriously blunt, Moonshine is the Scorpio of the zodiac. Hardcore and badass, it only makes sense that moonshine and Scorpios would pair well together.

Sagittarius = ANDRE

Generous and idealistic, there is no doubt that champagne and Sagittarius are a perfect duo, but Sagittarius's' are known to promise more than they can deliver, which is where Andre comes in, the cheapest of all champagnes, but still crisp and delicious.

Capricorn = SCOTCH

Known for their good manners and self-control, Capricorns are the scotches of the alcohol world. One sips a scotch, rather than drowning themselves in an entire bottle.

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9 Things All Mexican Food Addicts Know All Too Well

Don't come between me and my Mexican food.
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In the city I grew up in, there is a Mexican restaurant just about every five miles. They are the after school hangouts and first date go-to's for most of the kids here, especially the high school girls.

I know the servers at my favorite one know my order almost every time I go in there (at least once a week). However, a lot of people apparently get tired of eating Mexican food about twice a week... but I sure don't. If you are a Mexican food addict like me, I am sure you know at least a few of these yourself.

1. Cheese dip tastes like heaven and you have to have it.

That amazing creamy white cheese dip put on a perfectly salted chip is enough to make your day better. Forget the actual food---we'd be content living off of cheese dip and chips for the rest of our lives. Our restaurant trip is not complete without an order of it and if you are lucky enough to get your favorite waiter, maybe even get a large bowl for the night.

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2. You never have to look at the menu.



We know when we decide to go what we are having and it is probably the exact same plate we order each time. I am sure the servers laugh after I order some days because there is only three things I rotate between. My burrito is always my go-to, unless I am feeling fancy.

3. Some of the servers know who you are when you walk in the door.

Either by first name or by order they know us. You are the ones that they tell to pick your own seat and already have your drink order placed by the time you sit down.

4. Your boyfriend/ girlfriend puts you on Mexican restaurant restriction on date night.


You drag them there so much, they get tired of eating there. So much so, they flat out say no when you ask to go there on date night. I mean, how does someone get tired of Mexican food to begin with though?

SEE ALSO: The Perfect Skin Color For A Mexican?

5. You can hum some of the songs that come on.

We may not know what they are saying in the song, but we know the song---trust us. We are in there so much we remember them. Don't ask any questions when we start humming.

6. You "have" a parking spot.

Do not park in my parking spot that is not actually my parking spot, but is my parking spot. Got it? Just do not do it. That starts my meal bad when you take my normal spot.

7. You used to hangout there all the time after school.

It was the hangout spot. Forget the nasty school lunch--- everyone goes to eat Mexican after school. It's the cool thing to do and it started your addiction.

8. You always want to introduce new people to your favorite restaurant.

Oh, you aced that exam? Let's go eat at this amazing Mexican restaurant I love! We always want to find people to go there to eat with so we always introduce new people to it.

9. People always pick on you about your addiction.


Yes, I love Mexican food. Go ahead and tag me in all the memes on Facebook about tacos. As long as I have my Mexican food, I am fine with that.

All in all, we LOVE our Mexican food and our go-to restaurants--- so here is your warning. Don't come between me and my Mexican food.

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Tips For Making A Perfect Morning Smoothie

Take advantage of all the fresh fruit and vegetables during the summer season for a fresh addition to your smoothies

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Smoothies are one of my favorite things to make for breakfast because they are quick and easy to take on the go in the morning on my way to work. Although I love smoothies in the morning, they're great after workouts any time of the day as well.

When making a smoothie for breakfast, try to keep it healthy! It can be tempting to add in some chocolate to that strawberry banana smoothie to make it a bit sweeter, or some whipped cream, but that makes it like a dessert. If you're craving something chocolate in your smoothie, add a little cocoa power or a drop of vanilla.

The base of your smoothie can sweeten your smoothie too. I frequently use coconut milk in my smoothies which is low in calories and adds a sweetness to green smoothies. Almond milk is another great base and also dairy free.

Speaking of green smoothies, don't be afraid to try them! I was so suspicious of the thought of spinach or kale ever in my smoothie and it took a while for me to finally try it. A smoothie place was serving samples of their green smoothie and I braved the jump to try it, and I loved it.

I have started to make some of my own green smoothies at home. One of my favorite combinations is mango, pineapple, spinach, and coconut milk. It also creates this amazing green color that also tastes amazing.

While it's the summer months, take advantage of local produce but frozen fruit is also a great option for some fruit that you can't always find, such as mango. Frozen fruit helps to make your smoothies the perfect cold temperature too.

Don't be afraid to switch up your smoothie combinations and test out your own recipes so you don't get tired of the same smoothie every day.

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