What Alcohol Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

What Alcohol Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

Who is the Franzia in your friend group?

For those of you who don't know, zodiac signs are simply a sign that is supposed to determine your personality all because of what the stars were like on the day you were born. All 12 zodiac signs are different and and here is what each zodiac sign would be as an alcoholic beverage.

Aquarius = BOXED WINE

You are go with the flow and nonjudgemental, just like Franzia. You're a notorious trendsetter, so no matter what type of container your alcohol comes out of, it's going to be a hit!

Pisces = PINOT GRIGIO

You're emotional, so it only makes sense that if you were an alcoholic bev, you would be the one that causes the most emotions. Drink a bottle of pinot and not cry, I dare you. But, you're also well liked and finding someone who doesn't like the light crisp taste of pinot grigio is really hard to find.

Aries = VODKA

Aries are born adaptors. They can adapt to any situation they find themselves in, which makes vodka, the alcohol version of this, their perfect match. Vodka works well by itself and with others (such as cranberry juice, sour mix, orange juice, basically any kind of juice, really).

Taurus = BEER

Taurus' are practical, and what's more practical than beer? Cheap (unless you're into craft beer) and easy going basically sum up what is so great about beer! Taurus' are chill, and what's more chill than a nice cold beer on a hot summer day? Nothing.

Gemini = TEQUILA

Sorry Gemini's, but you've got a bad rep. So it only makes sense that your alcohol would too. Everyone has that one story about a night that started with tequila and ended with regret and shame. Tequila is also very bold and so are the words you tend to use since you're prone to using backhanded compliments and being kinda "know-it-all-y."

Cancer = RIESLING

Like a Cancer, a riesling is sweet and easy to drink! Rieslings make you giddy and happy but never quite the center of attention, but if you drink too much you'll have a hangover that matches how petty you are behind all of your sweetness.

Leo = WHISKEY

Leo's like to leave a lasting impression, just like a whiskey. Bold and the leader of any drink it's added to, a whiskey is the alcoholic version of a Leo.

Virgo = PINA COLADA

You, Virgo's, out there are sweet and compassionate, but also extremely picky and hard to please, and what alcoholic beverage is sweet and virtually made the same every time? Well, a pina colada of course! You would also be served in a pretty glass with a slice of pineapple on the side.

Libra = RUM AND COKE

Libra's are outgoing, but despise any kind of drama, and what's more low-key than a simple rum and coke? No one will judge you if you order this anywhere and no matter what rum is put in it, they are still delicious!

Scorpio = MOONSHINE

Notoriously blunt, Moonshine is the Scorpio of the zodiac. Hardcore and badass, it only makes sense that moonshine and Scorpios would pair well together.

Sagittarius = ANDRE

Generous and idealistic, there is no doubt that champagne and Sagittarius are a perfect duo, but Sagittarius's' are known to promise more than they can deliver, which is where Andre comes in, the cheapest of all champagnes, but still crisp and delicious.

Capricorn = SCOTCH

Known for their good manners and self-control, Capricorns are the scotches of the alcohol world. One sips a scotch, rather than drowning themselves in an entire bottle.

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I deal with, so many different types of people and I have learned how to handle each kind of person.

I have had so many people that make my day a little brighter and then there are always those people that can easily bring me down.

No matter what, I always keep a smile on my face and give the customers the best service possible.

But I am ready to unleash all the thoughts I have built up for some of these customers.

So here it is, what servers want to actually say to you.

When I first walk up to the table and introduce myself:

What I say: Hello! My name is Maddie I am going to be taking care of you, can I start you off with anything else to drink other than water? Any appetizers?

What I want to say: Hi my dudes, let’s get this over with, c’mon what do you want to drink. Get a bottle of wine or something expensive.

When a customer asks me what exactly is on tap, or want to know every single kind of wine we have and what they all taste like:

What I say: *grabs drink list OFF THE TABLE IN FRONT OF THEM* here you are, I have a hard time remembering some of the drafts because we have newly featured ones all the time. Also, I can get you a wine recommendation if you would like.

What I want to say: Uh hello, the list is right in FREAKING FRONT OF YOU!!!!!!! Look at the list, and then ask me questions! K BYE.

When I come back with drinks and they ask me if I am going to bring out rolls:

What I say: Yeah, I can bring out some rolls! Would you like any appetizers or anything? Were we ready to order dinner?

What I want to say: *laughing* uhhhh you have been sitting here for a good three minutes please wait until I set your vodka soda down before asking about some crusty bread Tina. Thanks bye.

When a customer asks me what sides we have:

What I say: All of our sides are at the bottom of the menu, and we have mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, fries, mac and cheese, onion rings, etc.

What I want to say: READ THE MENU. THEN ASK QUESTIONS. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I bring out the rare steak the customer ordered and they complain:

What I say: I can take it back to the kitchen and we will get it fixed right away!

What I want to say: ARE YOU JOKING. If you didn’t want it mooing and running around your plate then you shouldn’t have ordered it rare!!!!!!! CMON!!!

When I bring out the bills and a customer jokes around and says "I thought you were paying!?":

What I say: *laughs and walks away*

What I want to say: HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT. ME? PAY? After making $3 an hour plus your sh*tty tip. Yeah right.

When a customer asks me if the tip is included:

What I say: No, it is not, you have to include that when you sign the slip! Thank you!

What I want to say: ……..are.you.joking? *starts screaming*

When I go the table for the last time and say goodbye:

What I say: Thank you so much for coming in, have a great night! Come see us again!

What I want to say: Alright get to moving, I want to go home. I hope you tipped me good, seeeeee yaaaa. Peace out my dudes.

So there it all is. I laid it all out there.

Those are just a few things that I want to say to servers but instead I keep a smile on my face and stay kind and nice. It takes A LOT of work to maintain a nice personality and put up with the handful of people that come through the restaurant I work at.

So there you all go, how I truly feel and what I want to say to you.

P.S. - I am really sorry if I have ever served you before. Lol. Don't take it personally. :)

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