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20 Lines From 'Parks And Rec' That All Fans May LITerally Catch Themselves Quoting On A Daily Basis

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well."

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20 Lines From 'Parks And Rec' That All Fans May LITerally Catch Themselves Quoting On A Daily Basis

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If you've re-watched "Parks and Rec" over 50 times like I have, you most likely know all of these quotes by heart and repeat them every single day, even if they don't apply to normal conversations.

1. "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." - Ron Swanson

Iconic.

2. "I know what things are." - Andy Dwyer

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I say this numerous times per day.

3. "Do you think a depressed person could make this? No!" - Ben Wyatt

"Requiem For A Tuesday" is a cinematic masterpiece.

4. "She's the woooooorst!" - Jean Ralphio

Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa are the most underrated and hilarious characters in this show. Change my mind.

5. "She's the worst person I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her." - April Ludgate

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All of April's lines are quotable, tbh.

6. "Oh Ann, you beautiful tropical fish." - Leslie Knope

Leslie complimenting Ann is comedic gold.

7. "Treat yo' self!" - Tom and Donna

This episode made us all go broke.

8. "LITerally." - Chris Traeger

You're lying if you say you don't pronounce the word "literally" like Chris.

9. "Money please!" - Mona Lisa

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Big mood.

10. *Deep voice*  "BOBBY NEWPORT" - Ben, Tom, and Jerry

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Bobby Newport's never had a real job in his life!

11. "Bababooey." - Ben Wyatt

Snakejuice is so powerful.

12. "Her daughter is an idiot! Her daughter is an idiot!" - Pawnee citizen

Skip to 40 seconds in. Or just watch the whole video because it's filled with iconic lines.

13. "Say goodbye to your father." - Orin

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Champion deserves an Oscar for this scene because he is the dog world champion.

14. "Stop. Pooping." - Chris Traeger

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The "Flu Season" episode in season 3 is one of the best episodes in the entire series.

15. "THERE'S NO TIME! HE CAN FLY!" - Pawnee citizen

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This show wouldn't be the same without the hilarious one-liners from Pawnee citizens.

16. "You're ridiculous and men's rights is nothing." - Leslie Knope

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Preach sis!

17. "I have the toes I have, let's leave it at that." - Ron Swanson

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Truly peak comedy.

18. "I call noodles: long-ass rice." - Tom Haverford

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Pure genius.

19. "Who hasn't had gay thoughts?" - Ben Wyatt

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Ben Wyatt ended homophobia.

20. "His name is Champion because he's the dog world champion." - Andy Dwyer

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We stan Champion.

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