14 Funny Memes About Hurricane Florence

14 Times Millennials 'Helped' With Hurricane Florence

At least it's the thought that counts.

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This is a time of need, but all you can do sometimes is hope for the best. I am just a 19-year-old girl studying music in a college in Pennsylvania. I don't know anything about science, and I can't do anything to stop Hurricane Florence. What I can do, is share memes with my friends. So that is what I've proceeded to do this whole rainy week as Hurricane Florence approached the coast.

One by one, the events started to pop up on my news feed of friends being interested in events. And instead of wondering whether or not you could actually fight a hurricane with every single fan in the world, I just share memes about it. And ask every single friend if they think it's possible.

1. Shooting guns at Hurricane Florence to scare it away

2. Use all of our fans at once to blow away Hurricane Florence

3. Listen to Florence & the Machine as Hurricane Florence wrecks D.C.

4. Cover Hurricane Florence with flex tape 

5. Blast Kamehamemas at Hurricane Florence from the Carolina Coast

6. Point at Hurricane Florence and sternly tell it to go away 

7. Shout "Begone, Thot!" at Hurricane Florence 

8. Threaten Hurricane Florence with lawsuit to scare it away 

9. Yell "fake news" at Hurricane Florence 

10. Take Hurricane Florence and PUSH it somewhere ELSE!

11. Boycott Hurricane Florence 

12. Sacrifice FL to appease Hurricane Florence 

13. Do the hokey pokey at Florence so she'll turn herself around

14. Destabilize Hurricane Florence by running around it really fast 

In all reality, Hurricane Florence is not really a situation to joke about. There are families that are going to be severely hurt by this. Their homes will be destroyed. Thousands of precious memories lost forever. And that is heartbreaking to hear.

So a word of advice for all of those that Hurricane Florence will effect: empty your dishwasher and store valuables in there. Photo albums. Jewelry. Anything precious to you. Your dishwasher is waterproof. As long as you lock it, it will be sealed from the water. You can't take everything, so do this for what you can't take.

And remember: TAKE YOUR PETS WITH YOU. YOU ARE THEIR WHOLE LIVES AND YOU LEAVING THEM IS TERRIBLE.

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50 Crazy Shower And Stoned Thoughts

“In the shower, with the hot water coming down, you’ve left the real world behind, and very frequently things open up for you.” -Woody Allen
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Wether its shower thoughts or ideas we had while we are high, I bet we have all thought of some weird things at one point or another. Here is 50 weird thoughts from the internet and from me.


1. Food Vs Drink

In the english language you can drink a drink but you don't food a food.

- me and apparently quite a few other people on the internet


2. Living Room

Can you die in a living room? Has anyone ever died in a living room? It would be the most ironic death to have. If somebody dies in a living room, is it still a living room?


3. Multi universe Theory

If the multi universe theory is true, is there a universe where it isn't?


4. Fly

If a fly losses its wings is it now a walk?


5. Lightning McQueen

Would Lightning McQueen get care insurance or life insurance?


6. Pinocchio

What would happen if Pinocchio said his nose was going to grow?


7. Rainday

If it rains on a Sunday does that mean that its now Rainday?


8. Bedroom

When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom.


9. Blind Dreams

Can a blind person see their dreams?


10. Cinderella

If her outfit was supposed to disappear at midnight, why did her shoe not go away too? Also if Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly to her feet, why did one fall off in the first place?


11. Moonwalking

If you moonwalk on the moon, are you just walking?


12. Cookies & Bacon

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?


13. Deaf Thoughts

If someone is born deaf, what language do they think in? Do they think in written words and pictures? Do they think in sign language?


14. Seaweed

If you were to smoke weed at sea, does that make it seaweed?


15. OMG

Would Jesus Christ say "oh my God" or "oh my dad"?


16. Race

If you were in a race by your self, would you finish in first or last?


17. Driving

Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways?


18. Sweater

If you sweat in a sweater, does that make you the sweater?


19. Mars

When Mars becomes colonized, will anyone born there be considered a Martian?


20. Fetch

What if the dog brings the toy, ball, or stick back to you just because they think you enjoy throwing it and want to make you happy?

- me


21. Tomato

If Tomatoes are really a fruit, is ketchup a jelly/jam?


22. Water

If humans are mostly water, does that mean that Earth is mostly human?


23. I'm Sorry

I'm sorry and I apologize have the exact same meaning unless you are at a funeral.


24. Building

Why is a building called a building if its already built?


25. Apple Houses

If Apple were to make houses, would the houses have Windows?


26. God

Assuming the bible and Christianity is real, God created us but who created God? Did he create himself and if so how? Did somebody else create him and if so, does that mean that there really is more than one God but hes too egotistical to acknowledge this since he wants all attention on himself? And who would of made the God that made God? Did the big bang perhaps make God instead? If the big bang made God, is that a good enough thought / explanation to how the world was created, that would make both scientists and religious people happy and thus bringing upon peace between the two very different ways of thinking?

Also what if God stays in Heaven and doesn't interact with us as much any more because he actually fears what he has created?

- Me and a quite a few other people on the internet


27. Age Old Question

If it was possible to eat all of yourself would you become twice as big or would you disappear?

- Pretty much everyone


28. Dora The Explorer

If Dora is an explorer, why does she only visit mapped areas.


29. Answers

If you replace the w with a t in what, where, when, you have an answer.


30. Hitler

What would of happened if Hitler would of got accepted into the Vienna art school? Would Hitler ever have got into politics at all? Would he still have written mein kampf or became such a powerful leader? Would there still have been Jew hatred and concentration camps? Would Germany have even been in world war 2? Would we be studying Adolf Hitler as a great artist with a charismatic personality instead of a powerful dictator that many will agree is a horrible person?

- Me


31. Holy Shit

If you take a shit at church does that make it a holy shit?


32. Fossils

I the future, will modern humans ever be dug up and displayed at a museum like we did to dinosaur fossils and to the cavemen? Will there ever be a human version of Jurassic Park in which humans have the dino roles and the human roles will be replaced by what ever is the future's newest highest position life form and will this life form think that this jurassic park is something they came up with all their own?

- me


33. Radiation

In Japan, radiation makes giant monsters like Godzilla but in America, radiation creates superheros


34. Is Life Really Unfair?

If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?


35. History

History classes are only going to get longer and more difficult as time goes on.


36. Fire

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.


37. Time is Money

If time is money, is an ATM a time machine?


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Machine


38. Lasagna

Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.


39. Argument

If two vegans or vegetarians argue, is it still considered beef?


40. Nine Months

If babies are in the womb for 9 months, why aren't they considered 9 months old when they are born?


41. Packages

Deliveries by ships are cargo and deliveries by car are shipments.


42. Home Work

If a teacher gives a homeless kid homework, is it still considered homework?


43. Actions

They say actions speak louder than words but isn't speaking an action?


44. Speed Run

Would every Sonic play though be considered a speed run?


45. Cheese Cake

Cheese cake is secretly a pie.

- my brother Chris, some of his friends, and me.


46. Clapping

Clapping is repeatedly hitting yourself because you like something.


47. Grammar Nazi

The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar nazi.


48. Dirt

When ever you dig up a rock or some dirt, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.


49. Ninjas

What if every country has ninjas and we only know about Japan's ninjas because they are so bad at being ninjas?


50. Poop

Every day, someone on Earth takes the biggest poop in the whole world for that day. That person could even be you!

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I Sorted The 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Characters Into Their Hogwarts Houses

Ever wonder where each character would fall? Look no further.

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I recently started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine and I thought about how their personalities overlap quite nicely with the four Hogwarts houses, so I did a little research. I looked up to see if other people had seen this comparison too, and I wasn't let down. While the few posts I read did line up characters with one of the four houses from Harry Potter, I disagreed with many of their pairings. Taking their points into account, I made my own list I think the Sorting Hat itself would agree with!

Jake Peralta - GRYFFINDOR

There's no doubt about this one. Jake is a goofball while also being a very good detective. A lot of his pranks and shenanigans remind me of the Weasley twins and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Gryffindor is known for their bravery, and Jake consistently fights to protect his friends and coworkers, not to mention all of Brooklyn.

Captain Ray Holt - RAVENCLAW

Captain Holt is resourceful and knowledgeable, probably because he's had a lot of experience. As the show progresses and the characters get closer, he starts to show his more fun and competitive side. That being said, he usually sticks to being monotone and having a cold and serious demeanor.

Gina Linetti - SLYTHERIN

Gina is honestly one of my favorite characters. She tells it like it is–at least, how she sees it–and doesn't apologize for being herself. Slytherins are very much about self-preservation and taking care of yourself before others, which is what Gina typically does. She's manipulative to get things to go her way, but it's (almost) always for the greater good of the 99.

Charles Boyle - HUFFLEPUFF

This is in no sense meant to be derogatory: Hufflepuffs are often painted in a negative light, but Charles is Hufflepuff through and through. He is a little odd but we love him anyway. He is a gentleman who cares very much for his friends and is very loyal to the precinct. Boyle jumping in front of a coworker to take a bullet–or two–exemplifies this perfectly.

Sergeant Terry Jeffords - GRYFFINDOR

While Terry goes through periods where he seems to be the most cowardly of them all–which is for comedic effect, obviously, because Terry Crews is a large, buff man–he always overcomes his fears and often saves the day. He embodies what a true Gryffindor is in his bravery and leadership.

Amy Santiago - RAVENCLAW

She strives for the approval of her Captain and is usually the only one thinking logically. She's smart and resourceful, while at times being extremely competitive. Ravenclaw's value education and learning, which is exactly what Amy wants. She seeks the Captain as a mentor and is always trying to best Jake and the others with the next bet.

Rosa Diaz - SLYTHERIN

She is secretive and cunning, but mostly she's a badass. Slytherins are best known for their ambition and cunning, but they're also known for having a high need for self-preservation. This instinct can also be extended to close friends and family, as seen with the Malfoy family. Rosa does what is best for herself and doesn't let anyone push her–or her coworkers/friends–around.

Scully & Hitchcock - SLYTHERIN

At first, I was going to sort both Hitchcock and Scully into Hufflepuff, then I found a Reddit post that convinced me otherwise. These two definitely give off Crabbe and Goyle vibes, back when Malfoy would joke about them stuffing their faces and not knowing if they could read.

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