If you're looking for tips on how to interact with a girl in college, you've come to the right place. Use these situational methods and watch yourself become a lady killer in no time.

1. Be original with your ideas when she asks what you wanna do when you two hang out: "Netflix and chill?"

2. Be sure to ask her if she's "on her period or something?"

3. Text back one-word responses only: you don’t want her to think you can have a more intelligent conversation than “yeah” and “true.”

4. Ask her if she wants to play Twenty Questions. It's a great way to get to know someone.

5. Buy her an Uber after you hookup. You ensure her safety getting home without getting out of bed.

6. Take her out… to a frat. Ask her back to your dorm after so you can take up 3/4ths of the twin bed.

7. Don’t acknowledge her in broad daylight; only talk to her when you’re piss drunk.

8. Don’t be clingy: take a week to respond to her text... explain you were showering.

9. Call her ‘babe,’ ''baby,', or ‘bae,’ because you two barely know each other but are clearly moving into a relationship territory.

10. Get to know her friends. Become so close that you hookup with all of them.

11. Tell her you're different. Do exactly what you said you wouldn't do.

12. Don't compliment her. Observe her. "You look tired today."

13. Confuse her feelings so much that she ends up asking, “What are we?”

14. Tell her you're not emotionally ready for any kind of relationship after you said you were "only down for one person."

15. After that, abort mission and avoid all further contact.