"Holiday In Handcuffs" Guide To Not Being Single This Holiday Season
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"Holiday In Handcuffs" Guide To Not Being Single This Holiday Season

A hand woven blindfold is a must!

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"Holiday In Handcuffs" Guide To Not Being Single This Holiday Season

25 Days of Christmas is one of the things that I look forward to every Holiday Season. Buddy the Elf spreading Christmas cheer, Kevin McCallister’s patience (or lack of) with the overwhelming amount of family crammed into one room of the house (and how dare someone eat the last piece of plain pizza?) The Griswold’s showing us the true art of Christmas decorating, and of course, Trudie displaying actual refusal to be alone this holiday season. Here's her five step guide to getting yourself a man for the holidays!

1. Hold Him At Gunpoint

Who can resist a woman in a pink dress, and antlers?

2. Rock A Fro'

We all try to look our best. We straighten our hair, perfect our makeup, and put on a cute outfit. Regardless If we're dressing for ourselves or to impress, maybe this year's holiday hair style must is the fro'.

3. Maybe Add Some Antlers

If the afro wasn't enough, antlers... or better yet a Santa hat may do it.

4. Blindfold Him

It adds excitement and anticipation. If you're looking to give off the whole mysterious woman vibe, a hand-woven blindfold is definitely a must!

5. Cook A Really Nice Dinner

Who doesn't love a home-cooked meal? A romantic candlelit dinner? Since the holidays can get stressful, and we're all busy with Christmas shopping, and work deadlines, warm leftover Chinese food will win over his heart for sure.

So many people worry about being alone during the holidays. Not having someone to watch Christmas movies with, take cute Instagram pictures with in New York City, or not having anyone to bring home to meet the family. And while all these things are nice, a perfectly filtered Instagram with 102 likes, is not what the holiday season is about. While it is about love, it's not necessary that you're wrapped around someone else's arm until New Years. The right guy will come along, enjoy the holidays, and if you have to hold him at gunpoint.... you're probably doing it wrong (and are probably the one who should be in handcuffs.)

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