If 10 Hogwarts Professor's Taught Actual College Classes

If 10 Hogwarts Professor's Taught Actual College Classes

Since most schools don't have magical creatures, Hagrid needed a new job.
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A few nights ago I had a dream I walked into the new semester and all of my teachers were...my favorite professors from Hogwarts? A little weird, but how cool would it be if our beloved Harry Potter characters actually taught all of our classes? There's only one problem though, I don't think many Muggle universities offer Divination or Defence Against The Dark Arts in their curriculum. So what would our retired Hogwarts professors teach? Well, here's what I think.

1. Rubeus Hagrid (Care of Magical Creatures) - Zoology

Who better to teach students all about any animal there is than Hagrid? Students love him for his laid back nature and hands on approach. The more exotic the animal, the more exciting his lessons become, though he'll always have a soft spot for reptiles and arachnids.

2.Severus Snape (Potions and later DADA) - Entry level Chem

Still bitter about not landing the advanced chem gig, Snape just torments helpless students trying to get their science cred or basic chem out of the way. Hope you don't need a helping hand.

3. Horace Slughorn (Potions) - Advanced Chem

Since we don't brew potions here the next best thing, of course, is the Chemistry lab. Slughorn adores hard working students, he even hosts study parties always with snacks provided.

4. Cuthbert Binns (History of Magic) - World History

Basically, everyone just catches up on missed sleep during this lecture. Listening to the monotone voice of Professor Binns while he discusses the history of world powers is enough to make anyone feel dead inside.

5. Sybill Trelawney (Divination) - Philosophy

If you do not have the sight (into the nature of truth and knowledge) or at the very least an open mind then there's not much that Trelawney can do for you. Passionate and just a tad eccentric, her class sure is never boring.

6. Flitwick (Charms) - Public Speaking

Pronunciation is key, just ask Hermione Granger. Flitwick just wants to make sure you charm your way into the minds of your audience and deliver the best presentation possible. He also directs the school choir, what a busy man.

7. Charity Burbage (Muggle Studies) - Sociology

All Professor Burbage hopes for is for students to realize they're all not so different from one another. When she's not in the classroom you can also find her organizing students to help other in need. (Sorry to hit you in the feels, but this scene though, you were friends Severus!)

8. Pomona Sprout (Herbology) - Herbal Medicine

There might not be any mandrakes to burst your eardrums in her classroom, but there's definitely not a shortage of plants will all sort of medical purposes for nearly any ailment. The hipster students love her, something about not trusting modern medicine or something like that.

9. Remus Lupin (Defence Against The Dark Arts) - Mythology

Really now, who better to teach mythology than someone who Muggles themselves believe to be a myth? No one would ever suspect a thing, and students would love him for the occasional canceled class. (After a full moon of course.)

10. Minerva McGonagall (Transfiguration) - Academic Advisor

To the surprise of some, this professor decided to turn up her teaching hat when she arrived at college. Filled with knowledge and wisdom, transfiguring lost and wide eyed students into successful graduates is kind of her thing.

So, what classes would you sign up for this semester?

Cover Image Credit: Harry Potter Wikia

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What if you loved me the same you did 2 years ago? What if I made you as happy as she does? What if I was as pretty as her? What if I was different? What if I changed who I was? What if you never met her, would you still be with me? What if you came back after I begged for you to? What if you loved me the same amount as I loved you? What if you cared like I did?

These thoughts have gone through my head multiply times. We have so many questions that will never be answered. All of these "What if" questions, will only be "What if". That's all they will ever be. Some questions, are not meant to be answered. Sometimes you don't even want the answer, cause you're to afraid to know the truth. I know I am afraid to know the truth. I don't want to know what went through your head when all of this went through mine.

What if you were still here? What if I listened and done everything right? What if I never met you? What if I didn't message you first?

Would it be different, if I knew the answers to all of these questions? More than likely, everything would still be the same. You still would have left, you still would have found her, you still would have fell in love with someone else. Not everything is a fairytale, hearts are sometimes meant to be broken. It makes you a more stronger person and it helps you develop as a person. Not everything goes as planned, but everything happens for a reason. That's what you said at least.

What if I listened to everyone when they said not to go for you? What if I left? What if I broke your heart?

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A Reflection Of Becoming Popular On Social Media

About a year ago, I began to attain a following on social media, and now I want to reflect on how it has changed my life.
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If you are reading this from somewhere in the Merrimack Valley area, you may know my name and face from my snapchat. It has been almost an entire year since I started a particular routine on the app, and it doesn't seem to be going away soon. Every day, I still get at least ten or so requests to do what I call "noonanite shoutouts" on my story, and new people I don't even know from other towns keep discovering me somehow. It has even gotten popular to the point where I walk into my local Market Basket, and people say hello and recognize me exclusively from my snapchat. Since the one year anniversary will be approaching in the coming weeks, I thought it would be a great time to reflect and explain how this routine and fame has greatly changed my everyday life, and how I hope to inspire other social media addicts to find an audience for their content.

To begin, let us trace back to February 2017, when this phenomena all began. Originally, I had some friends in my math class who I wanted to thank for making me these small squares made of glass and ceramic. In particular, they wanted me to give them a shout out on my snapchat story. For anyone who doesn’t know what a shout out is, allow me to explain. A shout out is when a person (usally on social media in this day and age), brings attention to a particular group or person by saying their same on their social media platform. Although I figured this would be the only one I would ever do, I was proven wrong very quickly. Those same friends began to ask me to do more and more, and eventually other people at my school latched on. Within a week or so, people were adding me left and right from my home town. At this point of rising popularity, I decided to dub them “noonanite” shoutouts as reference to my last name “Noonan” with “-ite” at the end. Noonanite shoutouts started to become the talk of my town, when my views went from about 80 or so to over 400 within the first week. Additionally, they became more than just saying a particular name over my snapchat account, with additional details about particular people being thrown left and right. Groups of friends began to joke around with each other, by having me state something humurous or controversial about their friends. Soon after these initial weeks, I began to attain a younger following of middle schoolers and even people from various other towns around the area. In a sense, I became a local legend.

In general, I would say that my snapchat stardom has made me feel a sense of accomplishment that I have always desired. If you ever knew me personally before, you would know that I am someone who loves attention and wishes to win over those he meets in his lifetime. By having so many people laugh and smile at my simple snapchat routine, I feel that I have won a lot of people over in a way, and that satisifies me for the most part. However, the positivity doesn’t stop there. It is hard to describe in words how incredible it feels to be rceognized by people like a celebrity when I enter local public places. As stated at the beginning with the Market Basket example, a lot of people now know me from my shoutouts. This not only makes me feel more connected with people around me, but like someone that people really admire. I have had people that have cheered at sighting me in public and even asked for my autograph. Of course, I have never declined this kind of positive attention. In other words, I find the rising popularity of Noonanite Shoutouts to be an overall positive experience for me to get a taste a fame and having a fandom like never before. Additionally, I have found better ways to determine what shout outs are humurous and which are not.

Essentially, the gradual rise in followers from my snapchat routine has lead to a mostly positive outcome for me. Not only am I happy that I have a following and get a good amount of attention, but that I have even have fans at all! I understand that my fame isn’t really that huge in relation to a true social media celebrity, but within my community it feels quite large. I also hope that I inspire my fans of all ages, to realize that at any time a simple request of a friend could turn into a growing source of attention and praise. Fame can be found in many unlikely places, and in my case, I hope that some day it will grow to something even greater than I have ever seen before. Overall, Noonanite shoutouts have been very sweet to me and my ambitions in life.

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