Are you the person who dreads Christmas? Me too! Here are a few signs that you are the Grinch of Christmas.
Christmas Music Drives you Crazy
Jingle bells Jingle bells.... These songs start way too early in the "Holiday Season" and they make your ears bleed! Thank goodness for the rock radio station, right? Just kidding, those rockers love their Christmas music as well so no matter how far you run, that Christmas cheer is always near.
Scrooge and Grinch are your Favorite "Christmas" Characters
Except for the endings of course! Because eww at your heart growing three sizes in one day and boo to helping those in need! Who needs to be generous and compassionate in life? Not you, that's for sure.
Money is everything! Christmas just gives people reasons to be friendly and kind, and who wants that!? Being alone like Mr.Scrooge or the Grinch on Christmas is always more fun.
"Christ"mas isn't even a day that happened
You may be one of those people who think, how does anyone have solid proof Christ was born on Christmas anyway? Why is it even called that? Should Christmas even be a real holiday, or you just have different beliefs about this time of year altogether.
I mean, why should giving and helping others be such a big part of this season anyway, even if you do believe in Christ? Giving and helping those in need is such a waste of time.
People don't really appreciate it and you don't want to be one of those people who gets taken advantage right? Even if it makes you feel like a better person! Jesus may have given his life for you, but that doesn't mean you need to help during the season of his birth. (I truly hope you don't think like this... Jesus is amazing!)
Santa.
There are so many things you could say about this man.... Like why do people accept him into their homes and think he won't steal something or hurt them? Or... Why are people so cool with him bringing their kids presents!?
Old men who like kids, people normally shun, yet a fat old jolly fella people are ALL for! You don't understand it and never will. But you know that you block your fireplace and lock all your doors every Christmas eve because you don't want that evil man anywhere near your place of living!
You are completely fine being on the naughty list.You personally look forward to it!
They are so evil! You are fine with hating Christmas and you may have some pretty good reasons, but these people just won't leave you alone.... Where are your lights this year neighbor? Why don't you have a Christmas tree!?
We would love for you to come over and spend Christmas with us! They are just so terrible aren't they? So nosey, and so kind you don't have time for that...
Well sadly, I'm one of those people who you hate because I LOVE Christmas! If you couldn't already tell. And I wish you all the best of Holidays and to you Grinches.... Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! I hope you are flooded with love and kindness from every person you meet.
