Want to keep your Instagram game up even during finals? Want people you barely know to think you're cool on Facebook? Then you should start giving your frantic finals life some fabulous hashtags and captions.

1. #LibraryLife

In a ideal world, this is where you study. In the real world, studying seems to happen everywhere BUT here.

2. #thisisme

Your creativity is dead at this point so you make your selfie hashtag the most obvious thing ever.

3. #smilingandtired

At least you only cried 47.5 times today.

4. #iammess

Honesty is the best policy.

5. #timetopriortize

Unfortunately you will realize this too late.

6. #toomanypapers

Yep.

7. #toomanyexams

Yep.

8. #notenoughsleep

Do my dark circles and bloodshot eyes look cute?

9. #mytodolistismyonlyfriend

Your social life is officially in a coma for the next two weeks. Who needs friends anyway?

10. #mypillowismyonlytruelove

Cuddly, soft and always there for you.

11. #latenightselfie

What is the difference between night and day at this point...

12. #getoffsocialmedia

Everyone's enjoys a little irony.

13. #beautifulducks #beautifulsewergrate

When you're so tired that everything seems beautiful.

14. #pleaseexcusemyhair

When you really mean #pleaseexcusemydysfunctionallife

15. #pileofhomework

It's really a #flamingdumptsterfireofwork

16. #pjfashion

Start a trend! (Maybe not, since everyone's already in their pjs at this point in the semester)

17. #frizzyhairdontcare

Let's be real, your hair literally doesn't matter when your GPA's on the line.

18. #amwriting

I think you mean #amprocrastinating

19. #enjoythelittlethings

You will deliriously weep over the sweet taste of a juice box at 3am. Embrace it!

PS. This listicle may be a satire. Is it? You tell me in the comments below...