How would the entire series of "Harry Potter" have played out if it was turned into puns? Let me show you!
Book One: In the beginning, the pot that lived was stored in a cupboard where it was never used. Another pot was used because it was more appreciated despite the fact that it was a dud(ley).
Once a girl finally took the pot out of the cupboard, her long hair graced its rim, and the pot was no longer just a pot. It was Hairy Pot(ter). It accidentally fell to the floor once, so it received a scratch that was not in the shape of a lightning bolt because that is basically impossible. Yet it had a scratch, and that made it feel special. Once it traveled to college with the girl, it stood next to a figurine of a wizard with a magic orb. Thus, Hairy Pot(ter) and the Sorcerer’s Stone was born.
Book Two: At some point, the girl moved out of her dorm and brought her pot to the Chamber of Commerce along with her Secret deodorant. There were no creepy snakes because the girl does not hang out in places with animals that want to kill her. She was not petrified by any pets, either. She normally doesn’t hang out in bathrooms, and the Chamber of Commerce was quite orderly and did not have any plumbing issues. Instead, she took a picture with the pot and the deodorant to create Hairy Pot(ter) and the Chamber of Secret(s)!
Book Four: The goblet of fire actually was a tealight candle, so it only burned for a few hours, and the actual goblet itself was made of flimsy, green plastic. No one cared about winning it in a tournament, so no one died or got a new human body to terrorize everyone else with. Yay.
Book Five: The Phoenix ordered her to stop making puns because only boggarts can be thwarted by the RIDICULOUS spell.
Book Six: The girl just happened to have prints of different scenic views, and her mother cut a fake rose bud in half in order to create Hairy Pot(ter) and the Half-Bud Prints. These prints had ambivalent feelings towards Hairy Pot(ter), so there was no need for any passive aggressive or aggressive behavior between the two! Everyone was happy!
Book Seven: Hairy Pot(ter) was greeted by the deathly hello’s from Grim Reapers. It was a cordial event because they said hello and nothing else. They just wanted to greet him because that is the neighborly thing to do. What a happy ending!
Words are magic of our world, and even changing one word around could change a whole story. Words are powerful, and everyone is magical enough to make a difference in their lives with them.
