One intriguing thing about festival's celebration; You don't have to stick to the same old patterns to celebrate them. You can celebrate a festival in whatever way you want you want but your spirit of celebration have to be pure and ever-high. Thanksgiving is a beautiful and serene festival of giving thanks for the harvest and sacrifices of the farmers. Surely, you can feast and sing like a frenzy with your friends and family members while gobbling the thanksgiving turkey, there is no harm in cracking funny jokes and one liners to amp up the amusing vibes.
As sense of humor is a natural thing, not everyone can come up with hilarious talks and silly jokes instantly that can make anyone bursting with laughter. If you don't have some amusing jokes and thanksgiving quotes in your pocket to crack on dinner time while having thanksgiving feast, we've covered you up. Below is the compilation of the most funny thanksgiving quotes that can make the whole family laughing like a bunch of maniacs and make your neighbors question about your sanity status. Now don't waste a single second hopping here and there.
- If stuffing the stomach is your only goal on thanksgiving 2021, you better go for the duck instead of turkey. Have a glorious Thanksgiving celebration!
- The only way to celebrate the thanksgiving festival seamlessly with a psycho family is to add sleeping peels in their thanksgiving dinner.
- It's not the right thing to crack a joke on thanksgiving when your mouth is stuffed with mash potatoes and turkey. Happy Thanksgiving to all my lovely near and dear ones.
- Those who are fitness freaks must eat the thanksgiving feast with a weighing scale besides. You will have a fair reason to blame something for gaining weight. Happy Thanksgiving!
- So what if thanksgiving is tomorrow? You should be ready to eat turkey all the time. Have a great thanksgiving celebration!
- People who are big-time foodies should be ready to resize the old clothes after thanksgiving dinner. There is no shame in being called fat for eating a scrumptious Thanksgiving dinner.
- The real optimism is eating the thanksgiving dinner till you are going to burst stomach and hoping to not get fat. Happy thanksgiving fellas!
- Don't give a shocking look to your weighing scale if you haven't left any stone unturned in eating the thanksgiving turkey. Sometimes, you only get what you eat. Happy Thanksgiving!
- The concept of calories should be abolished completely at thanksgiving because no one loves to count them while eating numbly. Happy Thanksgiving!
- The only thing you should refrain yourself from saying on thanksgiving is "it's enough, I don't want to eat anymore". Happy Thanksgiving!
- The only thing I am most grateful and thankful for on thanksgiving is the absence of my vulture-like relatives. May lord bless them with good food and fine clothes. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!
- No matter how terrible your thanksgiving celebration goes. It cannot be as terrible as a turkey getting roasted for the dinner. Happy thanksgiving fellas!
- For me, the actual meaning of the thanksgiving festival is taking good gifts from my parsimonious relatives and switch off my cell phone. Happy Thanksgiving!
- It's not about how long you spend time at the thanksgiving dinner table. It's how much you can gobble with each passing second. Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends and family members!
- If you can't gobble thanksgiving turkey till you wobble, you should be ashamed of yourself till the next thanksgiving arrives. Have a splendid thanksgiving celebration fellas!
- You shouldn't blame thanksgiving turkey and other delectable food items if you gain weight after great thanksgiving dinner. After all, it's all about stuffing free food.
- The best moment of thanksgiving celebration for me is closing my eyes after having a great juicy thanksgiving dinner and not giving a damn about what others are saying.
- I love to celebrate thanksgiving in my own style. I invite all the loved ones at a great festival, order awesome food items, and make them pay for it by showing an empty wallet.
- The one and the only reason why I love to watch sports on thanksgiving day is to avoid any awkward conversation with my relatives. Happy thanksgiving fellas!
- Thanksgiving is not always about having a big feast and expressing gratitude. It's also about kicking out those guests from the house who never bring gifts and eat for free. Happy Thanksgiving!
