You have been meaning to buy your Halloween costumes all month. Even worse, you have been meaning to brainstorm ideas all year but never got around to it.
It is time to retrieve your costume box which has everything you could need.
But most of it has been ruined from last year's Halloweek shenanigans.
So you consider just throwing on some animal ears and calling it good.
But you know you are better than that.
So you start getting crafty. Glitter is involved.
But you realize it's hard to tell what you are. People are going to need lots of:
You don't expect drunk people to understand your artistic genius, but that's their problem.
So you go out for night one of Halloweek!
But while you are out, the question you answer all night is:
You realize everyone is wearing animal ears or not dressed up at all. Meanwhile you're like:
The next morning you are disappointed in your peers creativity but resolve not to back down.
You get your friends on board.
But it requires that no one bails, everyone must be in sync.
But someone bails per usual.
Now you must decide: do we find a replacement or just pre game 'til we don't care what we are wearing?
The answer is obvious:
You do not remember what happened after that. But you do remember the walk home in the morning. Old people will judge.
But you don't care! All bets are off during Halloweek.
You have two nights of experience under your belt; you give in and hit up party city.
The only problem is that nothing good is left. You have your pick of a baby egg costume or a horse costume made for two giants.
It is time to revisit the idea of animal ears.
But you know what? You have a great night and when you discover you lost that pair of bunny ears it's just like:
Now, it is Halloween night. The main event.
PSA:
November 1st marks the beginning to Halloweek preparation for the upcoming year.
November 1st: You think about your week of costumes.
But that's okay! You have a whole year to come up with ideas!
