If you ever find yourself wondering, “Who is Chuck Bass and why is everyone obsessed with him?”  This is the article for you.  Here we will dissect the enigma behind Chuck Bass and offer tips for gentlemen attempting to imitate his greatness.  

Firstly, Chuck Bass is a character from the novel and television series Gossip Girl.  However, pay no attention to the books’ version of Chuck Bass because Ed Westwick’s television portrayal is what receives all the swooning.  He is a rich kid that lives on the Upper-east side of New York City and eventually owns a luxury hotel called the Empire.  He’s a man that is completely redeemable no matter how badly he messes up, and if the name Chuck Bass is ever used as an adjective, it’s a compliment.  So here’s some advice on how to be the guy every girl will swoon over. 

Step 1: Dress to impress.  Chuck Bass wears clothes and patterns that don’t even match, and he still looks amazing.  Wear your clothes with a killer confidence and that’s all people will notice.  

Step 2: Be protective of your friends and family.  There is nothing more sacred to Chuck Bass than his friends and family, whether it’s Nate, Blair, Serena or Lily.  Chuck Bass is a master of manipulating situations in favor of his loved ones, even if it costs him everything. 

Step 3: Find your Blair Waldorf and tell her you love her.  This means to find your one and only true love.  It’s three words and eight letters and she’s all yours.

Step 4: Your slicked back hair must always be on point.  Chuck Bass doesn’t have bad hair days or bad haircuts.  

Step 5: Believe in fate.  To be a Chuck Bass, you have to be confidant enough to let life take its course. 

Step 6: Be an innovator.  Be a Chuck Bass rather than a Dan Humphrey.  

Step 7: Have your own catchphrase.  “I’m Chuck Bass.” Enough said.  

Good luck my friends.