The 6 Guys You'll Date In College As Disney Villains
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The 6 Guys You'll Date In College As Disney Villains

Evil doesn't even begin to describe it.

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The 6 Guys You'll Date In College As Disney Villains
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Dating in college can be tricky. There are thousands of guys on campus - princes and villains alike. They both start out charming and sweet, ready to woo you. In my situations though, something always changes. My princes all turned out to be villains, and if you're anything like me, you have to. So this is for the Disney geeks who haven't had the best luck in the world of love - the guys you date in college as Disney (and Pixar) villains.

1. Hans has you fooled.

This is the guy that showed up and opened the car door for you, always made sure to pick up the check, and let you steal the covers when you spent the night at his place. He seemed harmless, the least likely to break your heart, and that's why it hurt even worse when that was exactly what he did. He snapped, changed into a person you'd never seen. He went from sweet and respectful to sneering and selfish. (I personally think it's a red headed guy thing or maybe it was the fact he had all those brothers). He loves crazy? Well, now he's about to witness it firsthand.


2. Scar is always "lion."

I hope you got that pun. He was always "lion?" Like lying? Whatever, I think I'm funny. He told Simba all kinds of lies, and his college equivalent fed lies to you, too. "I'm just having a boys night." Oh, really Chad? Then why did I just see you doing body shots off some girl at the bar? His lies aren't even good, but you keep listening to them and half the time you find yourself giving him the benefit of the doubt. He thinks he's so much smarter than everyone else, that he can outsmart everyone else. It gets old pretty fast.


3. Gaston is basically just your average gym douche.

This guy is obsessed with the way he looks. He plans his meals for maximum caloric intake with enough protein to "make gains". He spends three hours a day at the gym, and you can practically smell the steroids. He like says he only likes fit girls, but you know he's really been with half the girls at your university, and he'd just as readily get with the other half who are drooling over his washboard abs. Also, there's a fair chance he has an inflated sense of self-worth.


4. Hades is just another "bad boy" with anger issues.

He's always screaming, blowing up at people. Then, he goes right back to be cool and collected, plans his next petty crime before he throws on his leather jacket and speeds off on his motorcycle. He's easily angered, and you feel like you're always walking on eggshells around him, trying not to set him off.


5. William Clayton is the redneck equivalent.

You know this guy. He keeps his gun in the back of his pickup truck and yells "yee yee!" as he spits dip on the ground beside his boots. He's always telling you about the deer and turkeys and doves he killed - in season or not. He likes hunting more than he likes spending time with you, and his dream date in spending a day in the woods with neither of you talking - how fun...


6. Syndrome is still acting like a child.

This guy never really grew up. He's immature and focused on all the wrong things. He still giggles at the word "boobies". He doesn't know how to have a relationship because he's too busy playing fortnight with his buddies on a Friday night. He's never going to treat you like the woman you are because he's still acting like a little boy - playing dress up and pretending like he's a man.

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