So the week of "The Greatest Spectacle in College Racing" has taken off, and Purdue's campus is officially alive...until the terrible hangovers kick in. But fear not, trips to Tri-Chi, Den Pop runs and Excedrin will have you Boilermakers on your feet and ready to take on the full week of festivities. Regardless of the pulsating headache you may have, or the sunburn you didn't expect (the UV index is at an all time high for April, and no, we're not complaining), we must all face each day to make it one brick higher than the last. What better group of people to portray what every Boilermaker goes through during the week of Grand Prix than our dear friends at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Inc.?
1. Officially meeting your Grand Prix Buddy
2. Remembering you have an exam tomorrow.
3. When your teacher buys your vague and mostly inaccurate answer in class.
4. Trying to listen to a friend who has had 1 too many Baltimore Zoos.
5. ...After taking care of that friend.
6. For all of the lone soldiers getting 'talked' to by the cops.
7. When your hangover-recovering friends refuse to go to a function with you.
8. When your buddy invites you to darty after your last class of the day.
9. Getting shoved into a dancing circle that you have no business being involved in...in any way...at all...seriously get out of there.
10. Sleeping through all 17 alarms you had set.
11. One too many open tabs at Harry's later.
12. Reminiscing on the best week of the year and wondering how it passed so quickly.
Mom and Dad, I'm so sorry that I spent all of my tax return money on this week instead of investing in something meaningful. But these are the best four years of our lives, right? Until next year, Grand Prix.
