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Gordon Ramsay Hates Thin Mints And Now I Hate Him

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Laurence Sulner

Feb 29, 2016

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Gordon Ramsay Hates Thin Mints And Now I Hate Him

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I've never been a fan of Gordon Ramsay. He's generally an arrogant, self-absorbed windbag who emotionally abuses people with reckless abandon. However, I've always understood why he's famous and why he gets paid millions to bully people. He's super marketable; an unstable Brit screaming his head off is always going to attract a larger audience than Steve from Wyoming who goes to church on Sundays.

But this is unacceptable. Spitting out a thin mint is so much more egregious than anything this jerk's ever done. In fact, this video has made me seriously question my stance on immigration. Gordon Ramsay deserves to have his visa canceled immediately.

America practically runs on Girl Scout Cookies because they're about as universally loved as apple pie and free porn. I don't care how extensive your culinary knowledge is or how refined your palette is, if you disrespect Girl Scout Cookies (and America, by extension) the way Gordon Ramsay just did, you should be on the first plane back to wherever you came from.

I really hope Ramsay's personality is an act because genuinely disliking things like thin mints is a serious red flag. If I had to rank red flags in order, disliking delicious cookies is like number three (behind supporting ISIS and daddy issues). If you really can't stomach a damn thin mint, then you don't deserve to enjoy the freedoms that accompany being an American.

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