If you know me at all, you know I never brush my hair.
Brushing curly hair is different because it can only be brushed under certain circumstances and honestly part of me just thinks it's too much work. I mean, if I end up getting dreads... then I have dreads.
Plus, the last time I tried to brush my hair, I literally broke my brush, so maybe that's a sign. Here's some things I'd rather do than be a responsible adult and brush my hair.
1. Eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Pass me the Cinnamon Toast Crunch, please.
2. Play my family in Words with Friends.
My family and I have a severe problem. In one day, I get 17 notifications from this godforsaken app... but I can't stop. And I'd rather do that than brush my hair!
3. Go to class.
And who really wants to do that?
4. Run a mile.
Cardio is my least favorite thing on the planet.
5. Scroll Tumblr.
Here's something I actually enjoy. Besides, I'd rather do this than most things.
6. Celebrate Valentine's Day.
Love is for squares.7. Listen to my alarm go off on loop for hours.
If your alarm sounds anything like mine, you know this actual torture.
8. Cry over the cuteness of dogs.
This is the sh*t that I live for.
9. Eat a plethora of tacos.
Because who doesn't love tacos???
10. Watch a Bella Thorne movie.
I mean.... I'm not even sure who would do this willingly.
11. Watch vine compilations.
Who's gonna care what my hair looks like when we're cackling over dank memes?
12. Wake up early.
Every day I just wake up later and later.
13. Do my homework.
This might be worse than going to class.
14. Binge Bob's Burgers.
Comedy gold.
15. Shave it all off.
Above anything else having to do with my hair, I'd much rather shave it off than deal with it... ever.
