1. "I can go from zero to studying in less than 60 seconds."

2. "Well, I study, then study, then after a little study break, I study."

3. "I live in two worlds; one is a world of books."

4. "I just take a book with me everywhere."

Me too, girl, me too.

5. "Oh, well these aren't all of my books."

*pulls out dresser drawers full of books*

6. "Nothing, nothing smells like that."

*sniffs book again*

7. "My books look sad. Can books look sad?"

8. "Not in front of the books, Lane!"

*when asked if sex is great*

9. "Who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my finals?"

10. "I can't believe we get to sit around and talk about books and get graded."

Says EVERY English major EVER.

"God! You are like a pop-up book from hell!"

12. "We could go to the bookstore. I'll watch you browse for six or seven hours."

This is the way to an English major's heart, y'all.

13. "Behold, in theaters now, The Thing That Reads A Lot."

You gotta love Lorelai's wit.

14. "I like showing you the stuff I'm reading."

"But you knew I'd wanna read it. You're a book tease!"

15. "He's cute."

"Yes, he is, but not as cute as Pushkin."

16. "Oh, I read a lot. Do you read?"

Why yes, he does, Rory!

#teamjessalltheway

17. "I'm sorry, excuse me, did I just see you smell that book?"

Duh.

18. "I want to live my life so that I'll be able to read an in-depth biography about myself in later years!"

Don't we all, Paris?

19. "Hey, what's your name? What's your story?"

#relatable

20. "I've read like, what, three hundred books in my entire life and I'm already sixteen? Do you know how long it would take me to read 13 million books?!"

"I sleep too much..."