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21 Reasons Why George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal

He's a man of simple taste.

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21 Reasons Why George Costanza Is My Spirit Animal
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Some people's role models are people who have positively impacted the world. To me, there is no other person who has impacted the world the same way that the averagely mediocre George Costanza has. And here is why:

1. His sense of fashion is on point.

2. He has the ability to always stay calm.

3. He refuses to let his balding issue define his life.

4. He always has witty comebacks ready.

5. He is always the center of attention.

6. He is unbelievable smooth with the ladies.

7. He is not amused by small things.

8. He is my ultimate aspiration when it comes to finding the easiest solutions to a problem.

9. He fights the idea of people wasting food by never letting food go to waste.

10. He never second guesses anything he does and he continues to be confident.

11. He asks the questions that truly matter.

12. Regardless of the place, sleep is always a priority -- every role model knows that.

13. He never feels uncomfortable regardless of the situation.

14. His sense of sarcasm and his magical abilities are almost on the same level.

15. He is the most independent man I know.

16. He is great at handling a major crisis.

17. Money is never an issue.

18. He is one with nature.

19. Simply put, he's model material.

20. He is the least judgmental person to ever walk this Earth.

21. He knows that he's ridiculous and owns it.

I hope you now realize, regardless of the situation, you should live everyday of your life as George Costanza does.

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