What Gadget You Would Be According To Your Birthday
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What Gadget You Would Be According To Your Birthday

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When looking at a digital screen, some people will look on it in amazement as an industrial tool for communication, others will question its roll in society, along with its ultimate impact on us as a species.

If you’re anything like me, it could be argued that lately, you’ve been spending a /bit/ too much time preoccupied with a digital screen than /recommended/. It might even be argued that, because of this, you’ve been driven to do all of your papers and other things to be submitted at the very last minute, and you’ve just been scrambling for ideas?

Since it doesn’t seem like digital distractions are going away anytime soon, I’ve gone ahead and matched up different modern gadgets with peoples astrological signs.In the interest of time, mine and yours, I’ve condensed each of the Astrological signs down to their respective element.

I’ve gone through and cross-analyzed the extensive data of descriptions of the gadget from each of their respective Amazon pages against Astrological characteristics I’ve pulled from the ever reliable source, www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com.

1. Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces)

You all tend to be more reserved about the deeper topics in your personal life. I would suggest that you go out and buy this computer privacy screen because there is a 65-100% chance that when Mercury returns to Retrograde, you’ll be relieved of a moment of panic that someone behind you in class can’t see you watching Jersey Shore Family Reunion on silent for the third time in a month.

2. Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)

Your courage has always taken you to new and exciting places. With your adventurous spirit, and confident, slightly extra personality, I’m sure you could use a Pop Socket to save you from dropping your phone on your next big escapade

3. Earth Signs (December 22 - January 19)

Earth signs always seem to get the bad rap as a know-it-all. I’m sizing you all up to the ultimate know-it-all of our generation, Alexa. The Amazon Dot is a handy tool to use when you want to quickly look something up online, but be careful what you say around her because if you talk about any weird shit, Alexa will hear and Alexa never forgets. It’ll also probably show up on your Instagram feed the next day.

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