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21 of the Funniest Quotes I have Ever heard from Children

If you've ever worked with children, you know.

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21 of the Funniest Quotes I have Ever heard from Children

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Children. They're annoying. They're exhausting. They're draining. But, if you have as much experience with children as I do, you know that they are freaking funny. As a future elementary school teacher, I will have to deal with the frustration, the annoyance, and of course, the funniest moments. Although I'm looking forward to these moments, I do have some great ones already up my sleeve from past experiences with children. I thought I would share them for the world to see!

1. "Did you know that I was born on my birthday?"

2. "I wanna get as high as my friends"

3. Adult: Don't run away! What happens if you run away and get lost?" Kid: "You'll end up in somebody's belly"

4. "I was sucking on it too good"

5. "The worst day of my life was when I went to a boy's house and there weren't any girls there"

6. "Let's play a game called Mommy Disease"

7. "You made me vote for Hillary!"

8. "It smells like Hillary"

"I don't see no naked boy"

10. Me: "Can you guess what our special snack is?" Kid: "A basketball player?"

11. "I'm engaged to my legs"

12. "Cheese puffs are too good for me to die"

13. Me: "The bus will be here in 45 minutes!" Kid: "That's how long my dad is!"

14. "I'm drunk"

15. "I look like an old drunk man"

16. "Your mom is an otter"

17. "Your face is harder than my pita bread"

18. "I think chubby is good"

19. "Those are all MY balls"

20. "Name it gas, like the kind that comes out of your butt"

21. "WET. BALLS."

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