Spooky season is upon us, so here are 22 jokes to make sure you have a Spooktacular night.
1.What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccini Afraid-o
2. What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room?
A spoo-key
3. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck
4. What are ghosts favorite streets?
Dead ends
5. Why don't mummies take time off?
They're afraid to unwind
6. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath
7. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
You suck
8. What did one ghost say to the other?
Get a life
9. Where do werewolves hate to shop?
Flea markets
10. Where do ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo
11. What is a mummies favorite type of music?
Wrap
12. What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Boo-Berries
13. Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man
14. What is a monsters favorite dessert?
I-Scream
15. How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
16. What is a ghost's favorite pie?
Booberry pie
17. Who do monsters buy cookies from?
Ghoul scouts
18. Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
Because there are so many plots there
19. Why didn't the skeleton go see the scary movie?
He didn't have the guts
20. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing
21. What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE
22. How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels
I witch you a Happy Halloween!