Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Fantastic. I can’t think of a better way to finalize the holiday season than realizing either one: you’re alone, or two: you probably should’ve committed to your workout resolution a little longer because that Valentine’s Day outfit you bought to wear for your man is not happening this year (sorry, bae).
This year, let's ditch the overpriced chocolates, ridiculous stuffed bears, and tacky promise rings. Let's all take a second this February 14 to celebrate what we really love.
Fries will always be better than1. Fries will never give up on you.
Even when you decided to go on a diet. Your three-week phase of healthy eating will come and go, and fries will be sitting right where you left them. They understand that sometimes you need space, but it doesn’t mean you stop loving them.
2. Frie or die.
Fries are completely selfless and will give up their lives just to make you happy. A fry knows its time with you won’t last forever; they just want to make you happy while they can.
3. Stressed, depressed or a drunken mess, fries will help you through it.
You'll never have to hide your crazy side from fries. Fries don't give a sh*t if your mascara is running.
4. No judgment.
It's 2 a.m., you're drunk, and you know you'll probably regret it in the morning. That's OK. No one ever judged someone for a little foodie call.
5. There's a fry out there for everyone.
Curly, wedged, sweet, homestyle, truffle, or even waffle — there is a fry out there for anyone to bring home to make their parents proud and their friends jealous AF.
6. Fries will never embarrass you.
Spill BBQ, ketchup, ranch or cheese on themselves in public? That only makes them more attractive.
7. Fries are always down to stay in and watch movies.
They won't complain about watching "Titanic." Again.
8. Fries are loyal.
Fries were probably the first food your parents let you eat that wasn't mashed into a can. They've been a part of your past, they're with you now, and they'll be there for you in your future.
9. Fries can always be your plus-one.
Lunch, date nights, weddings — they’re sure to be the life of the party and the perfect arm candy.
10. Kiss your fear of rejection goodbye.
A fry knows nothing but love. So long, boys.
11. You don’t have to buy fries anything for Valentine’s Day.
They understand you couldn’t even afford to make it a combo.
Forget Valentine's Day. Let's go get some fries.
