Friends and best friends, they are great people to have in your life. But there is a significant difference between those you call your friends and those you call your best friends. A friend is willing to bail you out of jail but a best friend is going to be sitting right next to you! I am sure you can all relate.
You have not showered in 4 days.
Friend: “I mean your hair is not even that greasy.”
Best Friend: “You look and smell like a homeless person.”
You are two pints into your favorite ice cream.
Friend: “We will go to the gym to work it off tomorrow, YOLO!”
Best Friend: “I think we should go get more.”
Does this make me look fat?
Friend: “OMG no not at all. You are crazy!”
Best Friend: “Honestly…you look like Kim K at the VMA’s.”
Should I text him?
Friend: “No, you are so much better than that!”
Best Friend: “I know you are going to anyway so whatever floats your boat.”
Let’s get Taco Bell!
Friend: “No you will regret it in the morning, have some kale.”
Best Friend: At drive through* “Can I get 6 Crunch Wrap Supremes, 2 Doritos Locos Tacos, and 2 Baja Blasts, OH and two Cinnamon Twists, thanks!”
You have two slices of pizza left.
Friend: “Hey is it cool if I have one slice of your pizza?”
Best Friend: “Yo I ate the rest of your pizza LMAO.”
You have had one too many at the bar.
Friend: “I think it is time to switch to water.”
Best Friend: “So Fireball or Vegas Bombs?”
I think I might stay in tonight and get some homework done.
Friend: “Yeah good idea.”
Best Friend: “I remember when I was soft…”
Borrows your clothes.
Friend: “Would it be alright if I borrowed a shirt?”
Best Friend: “Hey I am wearing your black sweater and your ripped jeans, thanks.”
When you are upset.
Friend: “Do you want to come over and talk about it?”
Best Friend: “WHERE IS HE (OR SHE)????”
Do you like this outfit?
Friend: “Yeah so cute!”
Best Friend: “Lol dude that is heinous, you have to be kidding.”
Needs you to run errands.
Friend: “Hey if you are not too busy tomorrow would you mind coming with me to run a few errands?”
Best Friend: “I have &%$* to do tomorrow and you are coming with be ready at 10am, what do you want from Starbucks?”
Making plans.
Friend: “Do you want to do something soon, maybe this weekend?”
Best Friend: “What are we doing this weekend?”
Obviously friends are the people who tell you what you want to hear and best friends are the people who tell you what you need to hear. We need both in our life to keep a good balance but in the end all you need is your best friends.
