The first show you ever binge-watched will never get old. Before you go back and re-watch every episode, let "Drake and Josh" re-enter your life in the form of an intricate road map to understanding that your freshman year is coming to a close.
1. The first step is always denial. Freshman year is eternal. Fresh is life.
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2. You get angry at everyone for bringing up your impending spiral towards irrelevance.
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3. You panic at the understanding that the passage of time is unavoidable.
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4. You tell yourself that you’ll just blend in and that no one will notice you've aged.
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5. You realize you actually have to do things now and start looking up jobs/internships/dowries/gangs/retirement communities.
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6. You lapse into spontaneous stints of sadness, likely in very public places.
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7. You start to realize that you’ll no longer have to do things that are expected of “freshmen.”
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8. You get excited that you’ll soon be able to scapegoat any nearby freshman for any possible misfortune.
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9. You can finally reinvent yourself like you’ve been meaning to do since high school ended.
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10. You realize that you’re just happy you survived. Maybe you even made a friend or two. Congrats, kid.
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