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The Reality Of Freshman Year Ending As Told By "Drake And Josh"

Cue the Sarah McLachlan song and get the tissues.

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The Reality Of Freshman Year Ending As Told By "Drake And Josh"
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The first show you ever binge-watched will never get old. Before you go back and re-watch every episode, let "Drake and Josh" re-enter your life in the form of an intricate road map to understanding that your freshman year is coming to a close.


1. The first step is always denial. Freshman year is eternal. Fresh is life.


2. You get angry at everyone for bringing up your impending spiral towards irrelevance.


3. You panic at the understanding that the passage of time is unavoidable.


4. You tell yourself that you’ll just blend in and that no one will notice you've aged.


5. You realize you actually have to do things now and start looking up jobs/internships/dowries/gangs/retirement communities.


6. You lapse into spontaneous stints of sadness, likely in very public places.


7. You start to realize that you’ll no longer have to do things that are expected of “freshmen.”


8. You get excited that you’ll soon be able to scapegoat any nearby freshman for any possible misfortune.


9. You can finally reinvent yourself like you’ve been meaning to do since high school ended.


10. You realize that you’re just happy you survived. Maybe you even made a friend or two. Congrats, kid.

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