When you come home from college for any period of time there will always be a million questions. These questions pertain to everything and anything; nothing is off limits to nosy extended family. These are the questions that are most frequently asked of us college students.

1. Did you love it?
2. Seriously is it the best time of your life?
3. Did you make friends?
4. It’s OK if you didn’t.
5. Did you join any clubs?
6. Do you go out?
7. What’s your favorite place to go?
8. What’s your drink of choice?
9. When did you get home?
10. When do you go back?
11. I bet you will be ready to go back.
12. Oh, you were ready about an hour after you got back….
13. Did you miss home?
14. Not even a little?
15. You only missed your mom and your dog?
16. Well I bet you are glad to be out of the frozen tundra.
17. What do you mean it hasn’t snowed yet?
18. The coldest it’s been is 40?
19. I thought you went to the snowiest college in the country.
20. So who was that boy in the Instagram you posted last week?
21. Are you dating?
22. What do you mean he is just a friend?
23. Are you going to marry him?
24. Have kids with him?
25. What do you mean he is just a friend?
26. You looked like more than friends to me.
27. How are your finances? (When your grandmother asks this question say horrible and open your wallet.)
28. Is it hard being a college student?
29. How are your grades?
30. How are classes?
31. What’s your schedule for next semester?
32. How many classes are you taking?
33. What’s your favorite class right now?
34. Have you declared your major?
35. Minor?
36. Second major?
37. Second minor? (Honestly people how much time do you think we have?)
38. When do finals start?
39. What do you mean you don’t want to talk about it?