Men, we know you don’t think about fashion nearly as much as we women do, especially our fascination with shoes. But, you may want to reconsider. Made in a variety of styles, brands, qualities, and functions, footwear serves as a nonverbal insight into your personality. Our tendency to be over-observant and slightly judgmental (lets be real) helps us to frame distinct first impressions. Personally, I think it’s an impressive, unappreciated skill – somehow I always know to stay away from the guy sporting red crocs…
So men take notes:
The Guy Who Wears Boat Shoes or Sperrys:
Let me guess, you went to a prep school, enjoying playing golf, or sport croakies. These shoes present the universal image of luxury and wealth, even if your pockets don’t match. You’re a traditional guy – routinely going to the “family summer home”, your dad probably owns the same pair. Everyday you either throw on your Sperrys for comfort or enjoy looking presentable. Which in that case, means you take as much time picking out your outfit as we do. From Nantucket reds to summer-y pastels, your closet has a plethora of fresh collared shirts. Your idea of a good time consists of lounging by the water and Instagraming with heavy filters – too bad you’re only good for one season until you transition to Bean Boots.
The Guy Who Wears New Balances:
In high school, you spent most of your time in the library or laboratory profusely studying for the Chemistry SAT II. You failed to get involved in athletics, thought Kanye West was violent and only watched ESPN when the Spelling Bee was on. Like your sneaker choice, you were a little bland. Through college, you continued to wear your distressed grey suede New Balances sneakers. Oblivious to all things fashion and trending, you were unaware how New Balances are now a popular sneaker. Your distressed grey suede New Balances flood Urban Outfitter’s look books and are sold at Barney’s. Congratulations, now you are comfortable and fabulous.
The Guy Who Wears Air Jordans:
Air Jordan 3, 4, 11, 14, whatever “number” you prefer…you most likely shave your chest and frequent the tanning salon. Definitely channeling the GTL (gym, tan, laundry) schedule, you turn heads with your impeccable resemblance to “The Situation” from “Jersey Shore”. Trying to have a conversation with you is an overwhelming smell sensation of hair gel and cologne. In fact, you’re probably too concerned with how your wife-beater enhances your muscles in the window to engage.
The Guy Who Wears Converse:
Like an old pair of Converse, you are minimalist, flattering and an effortless fit in on any occasion. You can kick it at a friend’s party or at a locals-only coffee shop – either way you’ll enjoy yourself. Most importantly, you care about your appearance but aren’t overly flashy. This quintessential All-American sneaker reflects your simple All-American personality.
The Guy Who Wears Designer Dress Shoes: Prada, Gucci, Ferragamo:
Showing off lavish loafers also implies that you’re donning an expensive suit. You appreciate quality cuisine, well fitting clothing, and persistently pay for everyone’s Ubers (not complaining). With confidence flowing through your veins, you have no problem flaunting your wealth and appreciation for finer things. But realistically, your trust fund cushion and carelessness with money is quite pretentious. On the plus side, you thrillingly know the difference between Louis Vuitton and Louboutin. Like your fine shoes, you’ve spent years crafting your reputation. You’re well liked by your buddies but feared by the outer circle.
