If you live on your college campus, you most likely have a meal plan and eat through your dining hall every day. Even so, you probably have a small mini-fridge somewhere in the corner of your dorm room, which you (try to) stock with all the basics and essentials. The items in a college student's mini-fridge can sure say a lot about them. Have you ever wondered what yours about you?
The yogurt about to expire.
Like the Greek yogurt sitting on your shelf, best by about two weeks ago, you constantly describe yourself as "not okay" or "in a questionable state". Any day now, you're going to go bad.
The water bottle that isn't labeled, so you're not sure if it's vodka or actually water.
You're the person that can do both. You're either a refreshing necessity to someone's day or you're the worst mistake that someone can make.
The container of hummus or guacamole with nothing to dip in it.
You're forever alone. You have a great personality, really, but you just can't seem to keep anyone around long enough to appreciate just how well you two work with one another.
The leftovers that were forgotten about.
In the moment, you sure know how to make people happy, but people can't handle all of you at once. When they never revisit you, well...it's just that you're not as good as you once were.
The rotting vegetable.
You tend to keep to yourself because hardly anyone ever acknowledges you. Even worse, it seems like they don't even care to check how you're doing until it's too late.
The Rubinoff bottle.
Unfortunately, it seems like you're always the second option. People only ever want you when it's convenient for them and they need a "cheap, quick fix".
The trustworthy Almond Milk.
People can always rely on you. You're so versatile that you can be there for just about everything and anything: cereal, protein shakes, even boxed mac 'n' cheese if needed.
The random bottle of sauce or dressing.
Every now and then, you're there to spice things up. You like to add a little flavor to your bland life.
The one healthy idea you saw on Pinterest, like overnight oats.
You have your life together. You actually put in the time and effort to make sure everything goes according to plan, and when it does, it's a beautiful thing.
Beer.
You always have a squad with you, lined up like a small army. Not only do you know how to have a good time, but you and your friends are always the life of the party.
