Don't lie, you'd buy one just for the Instagram, but I won't judge you because I'd probably do the same. As Lizzie McGuire once said, "This is what dreams are made of," and these ridiculous (yet adorable at the same time) inflatables will make you feel like your ten-year-old self collecting Lisa Frank stickers. Just me? Ok, you should keep reading anyway.
1. The Unicorn
Unicorns are real, y'all. I mean, look how cute she is. Magical af.
2. The Donut
I feel like this is the inflatable that started it all. I work at a retail clothing store, and last summer we started carrying a lot of random, third-party merchandise, which included pool inflatables. Of course, I had no idea initially, and I will never forget the moment a customer asked me, "Where is the chocolate-covered, sprinkled donut floaty?" I almost sent them to Dunkin' Donuts before I found it sitting on a shelf in the back of the store.
3. The Pizza Slice
I heard you can buy individual slices and then have a huge pizza party will all of your friends.
4. The Watermelon
Looking for something not as crazy as a unicorn but still want to be a piece of fruit? This one's for you.
5. The Heart
*cue Marina and the Diamonds 'How to be a Heartbreaker'*
6. The Avocado
My avocado obsession is out of control. I'd buy this in a heartbeat even though it looks kind of like a pear.
7. The Pretzel
If you actually think I could get as tan as this pretzel, you've got it twisted.
8. The Ice Cream Cone
It doesn't come with the hot guy, but it's still melt-worthy.
9. The Everything Bagel
I'm actually crying because this exists.
10. The Swan
Did I mention you can buy smaller ones and make your own swan family?
11. The Seashell
Go ahead, unleash your inner mermaid.
12. The Banana
Be prepared for the sexual jokes if you are caught with this one.
13. The Margarita
Brownie points if you're sippin' on a margarita while lounging on this in the pool.
14. The Pineapple
Spongebob Squarepants, where you at?
15. The Flamingo
Cuter than the swan? Maybe.
16. The Popsicle
Who doesn't love an ice cold popsicle? Good thing this one won't melt in the sun.
17. The Giant Cactus
Out of all of these, this one might actually be the comfiest.
18. The Daisy
The center of the flower doubles as a beach ball- bonus!
19. The Gummy Bear
She's a keeper.
20. The Ice Cream Sandwich
The closest you'll get to a life-size ice cream sandwich.
21. The Rainbow
It doesn't get more colorful than this.