1. You spend more money on Zacadoos than anything else, even though the food is inexpensive.
Oh Zacadoos, we praise you. From your breakfast cups to your cheddar rounds, your food is beyond wonderful. We may have gained the freshman 15 because of you, but you are worth it. (PS sorry for occasionally paying in complete change)
2. You sit on the front lawn between classes, and then you decide you shouldn't go to class because it feels too good outside.
We have all been there. You tell your friends to come sit on the front lawn with you, and all of a sudden you have coincidentally missed your next class. Hey, it's not our fault the weather was pretty that day! That counts as an excused absence, right?!
3. If you are driving and you hear a train horn, you automatically roll your eyes.
Traffic is already hectic in Valdosta, but nothing is worse than getting stuck waiting for the train to pass. If you're driving anywhere, you just have to mentally prepare yourself to wait, because that dang train passes by every 15 minutes. I mean seriously, how much stuff is there to carry?
4. Two words: BOGO Monday.
Mondays may be pretty sucky, but BOGO Monday at Chick-fil-a will never disappoint. The line may be long, but who cares, because the only thing better than one meal from Chick-fil-a is TWO. You can take a friend, or you can do what I do and eat one meal now and save the other for later (probably extremely unhealthy; would not recommend). Two whole meals for the price of one, like is that even legal?!
5. At the end of the semester when you'd rather be at Flops, you're left partying it up in Club Odum.
For those of you who don't know, I am referring to the Odum Library. While others are out celebrating the end of the semester, the last-minute crammers like me are scrounging to find a study room. All I have to say is thank you to the man who runs the Internet Cafe, even though you always seem like you're having a panic attack. WE APPRECIATE YOU.
If you attend VSU, you know exactly what I'm talking about, and if you don't, well, then you just read this whole article for no reason. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But really, she doesn't even go here.
