Finals are rapidly approaching and I'm sure many of you are starting to lose your minds over deadlines, papers and studying for a test that could make or break your grade. But, hey, at least you aren't in high school anymore. Or, if you are attending high school, thank your lucky stars you don't have lunch with JD... blank stares during Pre-Calc are fine but let's not mess with blanks at the lunch table.
To help alleviate the stress, enjoy Finals Week as told by Heathers.
1. Living in denial of the week to come
Please do not remind me of that 10-page paper I haven't started yet that's due tomorrow.
2. The go-to excuse...
What? I forgot the paper was due tomorrow...
3. When you stay up all night cramming
If you had just stayed up all night finishing that godd**m paper I'm sure you would, too, Heather.
4. When people get on your nerves
Tensions are high, it happens. Just also opt for an apology over Drain-O.
5. When you procrastinate hard
I mean freezing your brain is better than a brain freeze on a final.
6. Then manage to procrastinate even harder...
My color-coded to-do lists warrant a break, right????
7. When you realize it's crunch time
Oh, help me sweet baby corn nuts.
8. So you start burning that midnight oil like...
One more hour of studying will mean I get three hours of sleep which means there's a slight possibility my memory might actually encode this...right?
9. When your friends brag about how ready they are for that test you're terrified for
What are you, Karen, a doctor of know-it-all-ology?
10. When your parents call and ask you if you're ready for exams
Let's hope...
11. Walking into the exam with your study group like...
12. When you can't hide your concern
It's okay... just a little test... that if you flunk you won't graduate and won't get a job and won't be a functioning member of society but like nbd.
13. There's always that one question
How many apples can Jimmy buy before they blow up the earth? Go.
13. How you will react to said question
Yup.
14. Hey, Veronica, what do you do when you don't know the test answer?
Sounds good to me.
15. When you want someone to validate you that that test was challenging
C'mon, I couldn't have struggled alone...
16. When you get your grade back...
And it was much better than anticipated. Definitely worth the hard work! Good luck with finals everyone. ;)