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The First Week Back At FGCU As Told By 16 Vines, AKA 96 Seconds Of Pure Laughter

College is hard, Vine makes it better.

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The First Week Back At FGCU As Told By 16 Vines, AKA 96 Seconds Of Pure Laughter

Junior year has snuck up on me, I'm pretty sure I should still be in fifth grade. A lot has changed since my freshman year, I've moved from dorms to a house, got more tattoos and overall have become a better person. However, one thing hasn't changed, I still love vine. I even had to get a meme jar (A jar I put money in every time I quote a meme) just to curb my meme enthusiasm. I have decided to channel this meme energy into something productive.

1. ​​​The horrible parking.

Road workahead, uh, I sure wish it did. Not here at FGCU who may have 700 acres, but has absolutely no parking.

2. How I felt on the second day.

I was already behind. I tried to start strong, I even bought a planner. It has gone untouched and I already am waiting for Christmas break.

3. Me when a professor assigns homework during syllabus week.

What kind of evil person assigns homework the first week back. Relax satan please.

4. When Florida's hurricane season saves you from two weeks of classes.

Thanks, Irma!

5. When teachers randomly call on you in class.

No, ma'am, I can't tell you the square root of pi because you haven't taught us that yet!

6. When you guess an answer but are wrong.

It's the first week back I can't be expected to get right answers.

7. When you see all the incoming freshmen.

I mean I wouldn't call freshmen chickens, but they are scared of college so is it that far off?

8. When you and you new roommates actually get along.

This will only last for three days and then the drama will commence.

9. The night before you start classes again.

This moment usually happens right before I fall asleep, the night before my first class.

10. When you're already tired of campus dining, and treat yo self to Chipotle.

If 'potle isn't your life, what is? (P.S. THEY'RE NOW OPEN UNTIL 11)

11. When your math teacher comes around to check your work.

Um, yes, professor, you taught us this ten minutes ago at supersonic speed. When's drop date again?

12. When its only your second day of classes but you're ready to drop out.

A lot of students will say they're dropping out to be a stripper, but I'd rather be a dog. WOOF.

13. Why?

I have no particular scenario for this vine, it just pops in my head every time something bad happens to me.

14. Me after my first day.

I won't even mention the number of cars I asked to hit me.

15. When you see old friends and have to recap your recent events.

16. When your teacher wants you to introduce yourself.

"Hi, please say your name, major, a cool fact about you, your mothers maiden name, blood type, social security, first pet, shower time, Adderall, a glass of whiskey, and diesel jeans.

And finally, I leave you with a parting gift, vines that will cure depression. Enjoy school, and if you go to FGCU, then Good Luck Charlie.


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