Welcome to the Upper East Side of Manhattan's elite.

Now this is something money can buy. Anything you could ever want at the swipe of shiny plastic. You can't deny wishing you could be Serena Vanderwoodsen or Blair Waldorf even if it was just for a day. When there's no limit to this luxury, every girl likes to be pampered once in a while.

This is your playground, your kingdom. You are at the top of the food chain, everyone knows you and fears you... especially if you're Blair Waldorf.

Your mom is becoming a big designer and you get to have photo shoots with your best friend all around the city to show off her designs.

Oh, and don't forget the spontaneous trips to Europe whenever you please... and the endless cash to spend.

It can't be all looks, right? How does Blair get all of these handsome guys?

Who knows. But come on, he's Chuck Bass.

And let's not forget the love triangle between Nate, Blair and Serena.

But in the end we all knew Serena would end up with this goof. Who doesn't love a Humphrey?

If you don't, think about this...

And for those days where you "can't even" you can get away with this

Or this

Because you know you'll always make up

Ever wondered how they're 17 and get to drink all they want? That's the Upper East Side for you.

Wanted to save the best for last. Everyone of us wishes for a Dorota of our own.

Being glamorous is nice every once in a while when you're like Little J. But never forget where you came from. Getting too caught up in this kind of life can lead to major mistakes, and I think we can all recall Little J's blowouts...

Until next time, you know you love me.

xoxo,

Gossip Girl