Just think about it now... a fresh spread of chicken nuggets and fries galore. All the sauces you could imagine placed right within hands reach, sitting, untouched, in small bowls. You pick up a nugget, ready to devour the bite in an instant.
Wait.
What dipping sauce will you be heading towards? Will it be sweet and tangy BBQ or the homey and familiar ranch? Maybe today you'll spice it up with some buffalo, or maybe even some good 'ole honey mustard.
Whichever you choose, I have a guide for you. Look below to see what your favorite dipping sauce says about you!
1. Ketchup
If you decided to dip your nuggets and fries into ketchup, I'm going to assume you have never once desired to step out of your comfort zone. You're completely fine with being the most predictable person in the room. However, you have become so cliche that people say to themselves, "wow, [y/n], I can't believe you're that basic!"
2. Ranch
There are two kinds of people who ask for ranch at a restaurant: those who cannot handle spice or those who are two scared to ask for the other sauce options. You enjoy a bit of zest in your life, but once it becomes too much, you tend to cool your attitude back down. The right amount of attention is what you crave, but you also don't want to seem like you're trying too hard.
3. BBQ Sauce
I have nothing else to say but you grew up on a farm and most likely owned a cow named Andy. You wear a cowboy hat to every occasion and would prefer it if everyone drove a F-150 and shouted Jason Aldean lyrics out of their driver-side window.
4. Honey Mustard
The fact is if you choose honey mustard, you're picky... too picky. You have high standards, yet you lack the common sense to apply them to your life. You don't think regular mustard is good enough for you because it is too tangy, yet you still keep dating people who are the human version of regular mustard and wondering why no one is sweet to you, like honey mustard. Hmm, interesting.
5. Buffalo
Buffalo is your first choice? Oh, you are definitely full of fire. You don't know when to stop and push people to their breaking point. If something is spicy, you want it spicier. You're always searching for more out of life than you should be handed.
6. Sweet n Sour
Ah, you think you're better than everyone because you love sweet n sour. "Wow! Look at all the calories you're eating just from your sauce alone," you shout while dumping an entire 12 piece nugget drowned in sauce into your mouth. Oh yes, Becky, I'm sure that is so much healthier. You can keep counting your calories, don't worry about mine. There is more to life than making other people feel horrible about their own life decisions when all of your friends actually can't stand you.
7. No Sauce
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You're honestly a complete monster. You attempt to take things as they come to you and are unwilling to change. Life hands you lemons? You keep them. Eventually someday you will meet someone who loves buffalo or sweet n sour, maybe even honey mustard, and they will brutally break your heart. As a result, you'll begin eating your nuggets with whatever sauce they adored so dearly and fall into a void of loneliness.
8. All of the sauces
If you decide to mix several different sauces into one giant bowl of whatever you want to call it, your life is probably in shambles. You cannot effectively make decisions and as a result you think the universe hates you, when it is really you bringing unnecessary issues onto yourself.
In summary, it doesn't matter what sauce you choose because at the end of the day we are all just people with problems and feel like our lives are falling apart. Enjoy whatever sauce you enjoy and remember, we all equally suck.
