I've never been much of a fashionista, never particularly known what's in style or what's out of style. I've always been fairly confused as to whether stripes are cool or childish, what a top knot truly is and what colors my nails should currently be given the weather or mood or whatever factors determine the appropriate shade for nails.

And while I may not be style's most keen observer, I do appreciate a good fashion-gone-wrong moment every now and then; but maybe that's because I'm often the source. Regardless, I think some of history's most innovative fashion moments need to be revisited because who doesn't love a good socks n' crocs moment or fresh pair of bedazzled jeans?

1. Shoulder pads

Because normal shirts just don't provide enough protection.

2. Bullet bras

For those times you want to hug someone, but also sort of want to hurt them (now the shoulder pads are starting to make sense...)

3. Suspenders

Can never be too safe when it comes to the possibility of your pants falling down. Sometimes the zipper, the button and the belt just aren't enough.

4. Skorts

It's like a spork in clothes form with less utility.

5. Rat tails

Everyone loves rats, especially their tails. So why not have one with you at all times, you know, just to remind the world of how much they love these overgrown rodents.