1. The Crazy Aunt
Always has a sassy remark and a glass of wine.
2. Traditional Mother
Makes sure everyone has enough food.
3. The Over-Political Uncle
Finds a way to incorporate politics into literally anything and everything.
4. The Brother that No One Sees
Could be homeless, could be a billionaire - no one knows.
5. The Baby
Gets the most attention from everyone (because they're the cutest and doesn't say/do anything stupid).
6. The No-Filter Grandmother
Will tell you when you're getting fat and will call you out on your lack of life-choices.
7. The Cool Cousin
Brags about all the parties they've been to and asks what frat/sorority you're a part of (even if you're not in one).
8. The Ultimate Dad
Will take the opportunity to make as many turkey jokes as possible.
9. The Practical Sister
Makes sure that everyone is seated perfectly around the table so that no one bumps elbows.
10. The Significant Other
Always has a nervous look on their face because they know they're being watched like a hawk.