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10 #FakeSkywalkerFacts Tweets To Help Fans Kick Off Star Wars Day

May the fourth be with you!

Andrew Padovano

May 04, 2020

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10 #FakeSkywalkerFacts Tweets To Help Fans Kick Off Star Wars Day

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Star Wars Day is a fun holiday to celebrate, whether you are a super fan of the Star Wars franchise or just interested in the science-fiction genre. Fans from around the world made it a holiday, not George Lucas. This is what makes the day so unique. People often celebrate by cos-playing as their favorite character, sending gifs, listening to the amazing soundtrack and watch the prequels (if you can handle it), the original trilogy and/or the sequel trilogy. No matter how you choose to celebrate, make sure to have blast, and check out these 10 funny Star Wars related tweets to start the holiday.

1. Luke was OK kissing his sister since she's one of the only women in the whole movie

Luke was OK kissing his sister since she's one of the only women in the whole movie #FakeSkywalkerFacts https://t.co/pKHsAynAeF
— Jeff Dwoskin Says Stay HOME (@Jeff Dwoskin Says Stay HOME) 1588525185.0

This was definitely an weird scene. Anyone who did not watch the prequels would not find that moment awkward, but for those who did, they might say it was the most cringeworthy part of the original trilogy.

2. Luke was married in Star Wars, but misheard Obi-Wan's advice as "Use divorce, Luke"

#FakeSkywalkerFacts Luke was married in Star Wars, but misheard Obi-Wan's advice as "Use divorce, Luke"
— HelenMaryMe (@HelenMaryMe) 1588525341.0

Luke Skywalker was too busy training to become a Jedi Master, saving the universe twice from the Galactic Empire, and finding a place to isolate himself. He never found time to settle down and break the Jedi laws by secretly getting wed.

3. Rey is a Skywalker

Rey is a Skywalker. #FakeSkywalkerFacts https://t.co/Y2h6KUWLAQ
— Stardust Nova (@Stardust Nova) 1588538423.0

She already got Luke's X-wing, lightsaber, Jedi text, and the home where he grew up, so why not his last name as well?

4. This scene was not a filming mistake but Luke actually force kick this turd

This scene was not a filming mistake but Luke actually force kick this turd #FakeSkywalkerFacts https://t.co/KRI55j1BVb
— 🐔EL Pollo Loco🐔 (@🐔EL Pollo Loco🐔) 1588538368.0

Anything is possible. Everyone that watched this movie noticed that Luke missed, but perhaps it was the force all along.

1. Rey changed her name to Skywalker so she could go into Tosche Station and pick up Luke's order of power converters that have been sitting on the shelf for 60 years

#FakeSkywalkerFacts Rey changed her name to Skywalker so she could go into Tosche Station and pick up Luke's order… https://t.co/SLeDFxwWyv
— Centennial 🌻🦋 (@Centennial 🌻🦋) 1588537024.0

When you think about it, Luke never did pick up those power converters. I guess they really were not that important.

6. He had a healthy, loving relationship with his father

He had a healthy, loving relationship with his father #FakeSkywalkerFacts https://t.co/3eVUWhI07V
— To the sound of a heartbeat pounding away... (@To the sound of a heartbeat pounding away...) 1588525387.0

Vader redeemed himself after the final lightsaber battle that ended with him sacrificing himself. So, family drama resolved?

7. Lightsabers Can Be Used to Entertain Cats

Lightsabers Can Be Used to Entertain Cats 💕 #FakeSkywalkerFacts https://t.co/S7RRoDS7Na
— Justinnnn🇨🇦💋 (@Justinnnn🇨🇦💋) 1588525256.0

Lightsabers help cat videos go viral. The force is strong here.

8. He demanded Darth Vader give him a lot of gifts to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmas's

#FakeSkywalkerFacts he demanded Darth Vader give him a lot of gifts to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmas's.
— Paul Boxshall (@Paul Boxshall) 1588525457.0

Even only that were possible. Vader did not even apologize for cutting his hand off and Luke had to get a new one himself.

9. When the family heard about Rey

#FakeSkywalkerFacts when the family heard about Rey https://t.co/itJAmZiS9S
— The1stBAT (@The1stBAT) 1588525766.0

Rey took the name Skywalker, but it would have been a much bigger twist if she chose a different one. Any other name.

10. Rey only kissed Ben to get the rest of his life force, causing him to die

Rey only kissed Ben to get the rest of his life force, causing him to die. #FakeSkywalkerFacts https://t.co/rpXxyjn3ED
— Milmiskew (@Milmiskew) 1588544712.0

Rey is a pretty, confident, iron-willed, bilingual mechanic, ace-pilot, and Jedi. Would not be a bad way for Ben Solo to die.

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10 #FakeSkywalkerFacts Tweets To Help Fans Kick Off Star Wars Day

May the fourth be with you!

1. Luke was OK kissing his sister since she's one of the only women in the whole movie

2. Luke was married in Star Wars, but misheard Obi-Wan's advice as "Use divorce, Luke"

3. Rey is a Skywalker

4. This scene was not a filming mistake but Luke actually force kick this turd

1. Rey changed her name to Skywalker so she could go into Tosche Station and pick up Luke's order of power converters that have been sitting on the shelf for 60 years

6. He had a healthy, loving relationship with his father

7. Lightsabers Can Be Used to Entertain Cats

8. He demanded Darth Vader give him a lot of gifts to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmas's

9. When the family heard about Rey

10. Rey only kissed Ben to get the rest of his life force, causing him to die

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

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Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

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