13 Things That Legitimately Scare Me
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13 Things That Legitimately Scare Me

Useful information if you seek revenge on me.

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13 Things That Legitimately Scare Me
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Not many things scare me in this world. I can sit through a horror movie and never flinch. I purposefully listen to gruesome tracks by Ice Nine Kills on an almost daily basis. But just because I don't have typical fears, doesn't mean I shouldn't share mine with the world. So, here I am, opening up countless opportunities for you guys to haunt me.

So, here it goes:

1. The fact the horses have teeth.

Just look at a horse with its mouth closed. It just... doesn't seem right.

2. The fact that the plural of 'horse' can be 'horse'.

An entire English class of mine was wasted because of this troubling foray into equestrian English.

3. When people ask how I'm doing when I'm about to order food from them.

Why? Why do you care? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GAIN!?...And what if I answer wrong?

4. Stuffed animals in floral clothing.

Some leftover stuff from my childhood. Don't ask because I actually have no idea why.

5. The human body.

Just think about it.

6. More specifically, the act of consuming food and drink.

Like, we just break apart sustenance with pieces of exposed bone and water it down naturally with saliva and then force it into our bodies so that we can live.

7. People who wear fedoras unironically.

They need to be stopped.

8. Names that start with L.

Truly disturbing.

9. When videos on YouTube don't load.

Totally a product of Russian cyber attacks on Jimmy Fallon reruns.

11. Accidentally skipping a number on a list.

Haha.

12. Letting literally anyone know how I really feel about something.

I guess it's just based on a lack of emotional maturity that I never built up a fear of ridicule.

13. When some animals on a TV show can talk while others can't.

WHY IS GARY JUST A PET WHILE SPONGEBOB IS LITERALLY A SENTIENT SPONGE??? SHOULD THE ROLES NOT BE REVERSED????????

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