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every type of f***boy you should encounter or will encounter in your lifetime

I can promise you that I have personally encountered every one of these...I did indeed "catch them all" (terrible Pokemon reference), and I believed EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.

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There are a plethora of boys out there, and many that act different, and many that act very similar. These are just some of the more common ones that I've encountered.

The Questionably "Clean" F*%$Boy

This guy claims to be inexperienced, only to use that as his deviant charm. This guy will surprise you in the sense that you managed to not catch anything from them... and they are everywhere with everyone, so let's agree that it's a miracle.

The "I Don't Know You" but "We Will Be Together Soon" F*%$Boy

This guy is the person who leads you on, and when people bring your name up in front of him... he, ironically, "doesn't know you." Which as a result, you are left wondering how he doesn't know you, but they would act as if the world revolved around you behind closed doors.

The True Politician F*%$Boy

AKA An Unfaithful P.O.S that you wonder how they even manage to get with the ladies. But they know the ropes, and they're sociable, and they have a true Southern charm about them.

The Musical F*%$Boy

Do I even need to explain this one? Musicians can be extremely notorious for their lavish ways. It's absolutely disgusting how charming they can be.

The "Send Nudes" F*%$Boy

Also self-explanatory. Only these dudes keep files of every single girl. It's kinda creepy. They get angry if you don't, but don't thank you if you do. It's definitely ass-backwards. But these dudes are relentless.

The Highly Uncommitted F*%$Boy

They are usually the guys that claim to be in open-relationships or they like to be available.

The list goes on and on, but these are my very own personal encounters. Just keep on keeping on, and tell them all to go suck a toe.

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