Not everyone has a sense of magic. I personally believe that the English language is magical because it alone can tap into our imaginations and create new universes. Imagination and creativity make life meaningful and beautiful. However, we can also use this sense of magic to be mischievous.
Sometimes I like to point out the obvious, especially when the point is literally out of the obvious.
How else could I properly describe this without such a pictorial description?
Sometimes I wonder what life has to offer, and I need a little direction. How else can I do this but with fortune cookies like this one:
I think this is secretly trying to tell me that my glory is rocky road ice cream because it can fill me until I am full.
I cannot verify if that was what the fortune cookie was trying to say.
I have thought about the value and meaning of life a lot. Sometimes we put people on pedestals when we should not. Don’t pet anything on a pedestal unless it is your pet.
Life is not a gamble. It is perfectly fine to put all of your eggs in one basket. I know that I did!
If you are wondering what you attract and whether or not it has implications for you, it may or may not. I know that I personally have an animal magnetism that allows pets to flock to me!
I just cannot resist a puppy dog face!
How do you evaluate yourself at the end of the line?
This is both a literal line of fruit punch and a line being punched. This has proved to be fruitful due to the amount of vitamin C. But the real punchline is the line of puns within this entire post!
Sometimes on finals week I will study at night but only at the round table just like King Arthur would have wanted me to! It is the (K)night at the Round Table!
College is hard, but if there one crucial lesson that I learned, it is that the English language is powerful, can change the present or future, and it a LOT of fun to play with!!
