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10 Emoji-Only Texts To Send To Your Mailman When You’re Just Tryna Get It

That mail isn't gonna deliver itself.

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10 Emoji-Only Texts To Send To Your Mailman When You’re Just Tryna Get It
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Everyone has that special mailman in their life. You wouldn't trust anyone else to handle your packages or insert their deliveries into your mailbox. They just mean so so much to you. Here are ten emojis you can text them when you're really wanting that mail to come.

1. Waving Hand

 

Start slow. You don’t want to scare him off too quickly. Just send him a friendly wave to get his attention. He’ll be wondering what else you have in store for him.

 

2. Winking Face

 

You’ve got his attention now. Time to step up your emoji game. Send him a wink.

 

3. Envelope with Arrow, Open Mailbox With Lowered Flag

 

Oh yeah, he liked that wink. He really liked that wink. Now show that mailman how empty your mailbox is. Show that mailman how desperately you want him to fill it. You’ve been waiting all day for that mail to arrive. Let him know you need that mail.

 

4. Hourglass With Flowing Sand, Envelope

 

Give him a time limit. You need your mail and you need it now. If your mailman really cares about your postal needs, he’s gonna deliver, and he’s gonna deliver fast.

 

5. Hourglass With Flowing Sand, House Building, Face Blowing A Kiss

 

Let your mailman know you’ll be at home waiting for him. Blow him a friendly kiss to take with him on his travels.

 

6. Open Mailbox With Lowered Flag, Confused Face, Thought Balloon, Stopwatch

That mailman is taking way too long. Let him know you’re thinking about him. Let him know you’re thinking about your mail. You want that mail. You really want that mail. You need that mail. Why isn’t he coming as fast as he can?

 

7. Eggplant

 

Maybe the mailman doesn’t realize you’ve got perishables on their way. He doesn’t know that if you don’t get your mail today, it won’t be good anymore. Send him an eggplant to let him know you’ve got one of those big purple veggies on the way and you really need it. You need that eggplant from the mailman.

 

8. Closed Mailbox With Lowered Flag, Right Arrow, Mailbox With Raised Flag

 

He’s still not arrived yet. Send him an extra incentive. Let him know that when he finally comes, he might get a little extra special return mail, and you’ve got that flag up just for him. Maybe that will get him here sooner.

 

9. Red Question Mark

 

Where is he? Let him know you’re wondering. Let him know you have lots of questions for him whenever he decides to show up.

 

10. Distraught Face, Eggplant

At this point, he’s probably never going to show up. Send him one more text just to let him know how distraught you are over not getting your eggplant. That’s the last time you’re gonna order food through the postal service! You don’t need no mailman. You are strong, you are independent, and you can totally go buy food at the grocery store. Time to cut that postal worker out of your life!

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