Today was my first day of junior year. In addition to still being mistaken as a freshman, and watching a girl try and capture a squirrel, I added at least twelve things to my to-do list. One of the items on this list included writing an article for The Odyssey. After taking a week off, you would think I would have countless ideas about what to write. This was not the case, so here are twelve ways to procrastinate not only your school work but your weekly article submissions.
1. Take a nap.
Why not right? You had to know this was going to make the list.
2. Read your syllabi.
Even if it's for the tenth time.
3. Make even more to-do lists.
*aggressively makes lists for each day and time*
4. Make a snack.
Half an avocado with some chips? Don't mind if I do.
5. Meal prep for the week!
Might as well be productive right?
6. Watch a movie.
Or two or three.
7. Start a new series on Netflix.
Or start watching Friends for the 8th time.
8. Go see your fraternity brothers.
Might as well take a trip to see your friends.
9. Do some laundry.
*washes three shirts and one sock*
10. Make your bed for the fourth time.
Especially if you already napped.
11. Go see your little.
My little, best little.
12. Rearrange all of the furniture in your house.
New house, new me?
Procrastination is the best, can't wait for the rest of the semester!! Sorry, mom.
Disclaimer: I am the most motivated person I know, this is a one-time procrastination stop.