Spring break is coming up and I know we are all pumped to have a break. Let me help my ladies out so we can prepare ourselves to be sweet girls on spring break.
1. Drink SLOWLY
I know its spring break and wow let's get hammered! College! It's lit! Turnt! NO. Calm it down, sister. Drink if you want to, but don't get hammered at 10 a.m. If you want to get crazy, just let it happen naturally. Drink slow and pace yourself. There is no rush.
2. Don't post your whole experience
If you're in a sorority you really need to listen up. No one cares that you're drunk on a boat or underage drinking in Panama City. We get it. Most people drink in college. A few snaps or posts are cute and fun... but if I can give you a play by play of your drunken nights, it ain't cute.
3. Don't drink as much as you think you need
Going off the "drink slowly" comment. Pour your drinks sparingly. If you think you can drink seven beers and get drunk, drink five and then revaluate. Once again, pace yourself.
4. It is not like the movies, lower your expectations
Any spring break movie you've seen is wrong. Trust me, I expected a movie and I was disappointed. Spring break is so fun, but don't expect Selena Gomez to run around in her bra with you.
5. Focus on having fun with your girls
Yeah, boys and spring break seem to go hand in hand, but chill. Don't go crazy with the boys. Take time to have fun with your girls. You are away from the books and everyday responsibilities. Strengthen relationships with the girls you will have in your life forever.
6. Be safe, don't go off alone
GIRLS. STAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS. FRIENDS. STAY WITH YOUR GIRLS. Don't think Josh from Beta Kappa Jock is so sweet and wants to actually hang out. He could be a sweet boy, but drunk on spring break is not the time to figure that out. Stay with your girl and maybe one of Josh's friends will be fun to look at.
7. Don't be nasty
Just don't. Be careful and use your judgement. Have fun :)