Another week has passed, and I have once again found myself stuck in class. The sun is shining, the air is warm, and dogs need to be rated. Trust me this is for science. Since it's dead week for so many, here are the dogs you'll see at the parties.
10. Fizzy
Drank too much and is now passed out. Likes white wine and chicken nuggets. Stressed about her bio 102 grade and is so done.
8/10 Parties hard but studies harder.
9. Fillip
Super pretentious and thinks he's better than you. Has a 4.0 and wants you all to know. Behind his smile is the fear of his four F's.
4/10 because nobody likes a jerkwad smarty pants.
8. Beaux
Good 'ole boy can't hang. Spent too much time at library and is now passed out from lack of caffeine in his system. Lost one little toe during an accident at school.
9.5/10 for clumsiness
7. Kringle
Got too turnt and now needs food. Forces his responsible friends to take him to Whataburger so he can get the good stuff.
7/10 needs to work on eating healthier
6. Daisy
Got turnt to celebrate her A and then remembered she has a test tomorrow. Stressed to the max. Drinks Coors Light like one of the frat boys.
8/10 needs to purchase an agenda planner
5. Molly
Her birthday has come around at the worst time of the year, but she's a princess and will celebrate. Doesn't care about tomorrow because today is her day.
10/10
4. Keg
Dude can't hang. Drinks all the drinks and vomits. Let them demons out homeskillet.
9/10
3. Carlos
Had a very rough night. Parties all the time but still has all A's. Looks like a homeless rat. Needs to go home and not come out in public for two days.
10/10 probably needs to go to rehab
2. Buddy
Loves to have fun. Forgets how doors work. Smiles through pain of tests and papers. Wants to drop out of school and be a sled dog.
9/10
1. Coal
Best guy ever. 100 percent sober. Loves to bless the game and come in clutch. Drives his drunk homies back to the kennel.
11/10
None of these dogs were harmed or drunk. Their names have been changed to protect their identity.
