For most of us, Thanksgiving dinner also means being bombarded with questions by every member of our extended family. The questions start out innocuous when you're younger, but become gradually more stress inducing until you are a college senior and they are essentially all asking What are you going to do with your life? Here are five such College Senior Questions Posed By Every Single Relative and quick ways to tactfully dodge them.

1. What are your plans for after graduation?

Start with the phrase "Well I'm really interested in..." and go on and on about minute details of your college major until the relative forgets the original question.

2. Have you met someone?

Explain the many merits of being asexual.

3. How is your semester going?

Just start talking about how much you've missed your dog.

4. How are your grades?

Explain that grades are just a societal construct and that real learning is so much more than this.

5. Have you been sleeping enough?

At this point, it's ok to just laugh