"Do I have to play the game?"

"*nervous laughter* I forgot my script."

"Why are you screaming?"

"Because wife."

"It's far too loud in here. We can barely hear ourselves think. Tone it down."

"It's the AIR-uh-bulls not the air-RAY-bowls." "Does that rhyme with something?" "Terrible. Terrible Arables."

"Can the bucket have a bow?"

"Where's [insert name here]?"

"Can you make sure he isn't hiding in the bathroom? He does that sometimes."

"So there's no wall... Okay, sure. We can work with it."

"That is not a line. Stop ad libbing."

"Yes, we will have it... We just don't have it yet."

"Remember when I said not to do that thing? Remember that?"

"That's not a me question."

"No! Don't do it weird like that!"

"Genuine. Navajo. Blanket."

"You're gonna have cars out the wazoo."

"Can we please stop saying the M word?! It's not real, but it's not cool so we're just not gonna say it!"

"We're mighty fine pleased with you."

"He looks insane! What is he doing?!"

"Give me the rat and the spider."

"Thank you for witnessing this heroic awards ceremony."

"*silent mooing* *cow breathing into microphone*"

"Nooooo she didn't. Noooooo. You're wrong. Noooo."

"I'm gonna punch them/him/her/you in the face."

"You're making it harder on yourself."

"OW! My big toe!"

"My job depends on that pig!"

"*mouths "me too"*"

"Call the prime minister and tell him everything that has happened."

"You'll never get away with this Wilbur!"

"Praise Jesus Hallelujah!"

"Go yonder right over there."

"Can we actually throw water on them though?"

"Frozen apples."

"I've never jun anything for you."

"Yes we are."

"I swear that if I have to hold show because you're crying, I'm gonna lose it!"

"The fair?" "Yea."

"WHO MADE THE DOLL DAB?!" "...someone is getting punched in the face."

"*silently screams*"

"HEAVENS TO BETSY!"

"ALEXIS IS CRYING ON STAGE RED ALERT" "We can totally hear Maggie sobbing from back here as well." "END MY SUFFERING, PLEASE, SATAN"

It may seem crazy, but at the end of it all, I don't think I could be happier with those kids and how the show turned out. They drove me crazy, but I miss them like hell every day and I know they will do amazing things--while driving someone else insane.