Hi procrastination, why are you doing this to me? What have I done to you? I know I probably overly indulge with you, but I can't help it. You're just so great, and I consider you part of my life.

You ate ruining me! You are causing me so much more unnecessary stress! I must admit, I bring this upon myself, I am just weak when it comes to you.

You just think you are so great; freeing up time in people's schedule so they can fill that time with useless nonsense. Giving them the opportunity to watch the next episode because hey, it isn't due until tomorrow.

TOMORROW. Nothing gets done, and now you have to scramble to throw something together. The last minute scramble is really the worst. You know you can get it done if you don't stop typing, if you just keep barely making it.

If I was doing this two days ago, and you know I had the time then I would be feeling fine, but I declined.

I'll swear you off, here and now, because I know you're no good! I'll be back, this you know, you horrible, sexy monster. You're of no substance, you vapid creature!

I know you will always tempt me with a mundane task, an episode or two, a glance at my phone, just to name a few.

You are the rotten scum of the Earth, a bully and a menace, the blackest of souls, like a pint of Guinness.

Procrastination, my biggest vice. The bane of my existence. I must find a way to resist you.

Okay, see you next week.